ExAFO 0 #1 March 5, 2007 http://homes.jcu.edu.au/~sci-bhl/sea_snake_biology.htm Quote"Like all snakes and lizards, male sea snakes have two penises..." I'm guessing female sea snakes like being themselves...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 March 5, 2007 my wife is fucking terrified of snakes, she don't give a fuck what kind it is, she's like "just keep them the fuck away from me!!!" We were in a toy store one day several years ago, and I saw a bin full of rubber snakes. They looked real enough. I pulled one out, tapped her on the shoulder, she turned and one look at the snake in front of her face and she runs screaming out the door, and I've got 15 people looking at me wondering what the fuck I did. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #3 March 7, 2007 CUZ' IT REMINDS THEM OF THEIR EXes!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #4 March 7, 2007 I used to raise snakes (and lizards) as well as the appropriate food source. Always thought the butterfly viper was beautiful...never owned one for obvious reasons, but if I could have, I definitely would have. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 March 7, 2007 A good friend of mine many years ago jumped out of my linen closet when I was coming out of the bathroom and scared the everliving fuck out of me, since I thought she had left. I waited about a month to exploit her fear of snakes. I went to her house with a rubber snake in my hooded sweatshirt, and when she fell asleep when we were watching a movie, I took action. She's a girl of habit, and has a glass of milk every night before she goes to bed, so I snuck into the kitchen and put the snake, neatly coiled, behind the milk. I then snuck back to the couch, and woke her up and told her she should prolly go to bed, since we had exams early the next morning. She sleepily nodded and meandered towards the kitchen. Wanting to see the output of my evil, I followed. She grabbed the milk from the fridge, saw the snake, and logically enough screamed and threw the milk jug straight up... into the ceiling fan I ran. Oh god, did I run. She chased. I escaped. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 March 7, 2007 QuoteShe grabbed the milk from the fridge, saw the snake, and logically enough screamed and threw the milk jug straight up... into the ceiling fan I ran. Oh god, did I run. She chased. I escaped. You're my hero! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #7 March 7, 2007 I would pay money to see the video.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 March 7, 2007 QuoteCUZ' IT REMINDS THEM OF THEIR EXes! Damn! You stole my answer!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
