Shotgun 1 #1 March 9, 2007 I just got a myspace friend request from Jesus. I feel so special now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeanSolo 0 #2 March 9, 2007 if u dont put him in your top 8, u go to hell... trust me, i learned the hard way. Cookie Firecrotch "Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 March 9, 2007 QuoteI just got a myspace friend request from Jesus. I feel so special now. Well, he did like to hang out with the sinners... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 March 9, 2007 Are you sure he doesn't want to cut your lawn? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 March 9, 2007 QuoteAre you sure he doesn't want to cut your lawn? I have no lawn for him to cut. Hmm, we are talking about grass, aren't we? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 March 9, 2007 QuoteWell, he did like to hang out with the sinners... Umm, Remi, being mean to French Canadians is not sinful. So I am a perfect . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #7 March 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteAre you sure he doesn't want to cut your lawn? I have no lawn for him to cut. Hmm, we are talking about grass, aren't we? that i'd prefer, i mean, if god created things for us, he'd have a plan of getting rid off all that mary jane growing around, wouldn't he?! so for all the bible-belters, REEF SOME WEED, its been done for yer' own good!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 March 9, 2007 Next thing you know he'll be sending your bulletins telling your how if you dont send the bulletin to you top 10 then you'll burn in hell. I hate it when the son of god tries to put a guilt trip on me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #9 March 9, 2007 QuoteI hate it when the son of god tries to put a guilt trip on me. yeah, altough raised differently, my parents try to do that every now and then.. as if they were not included in raising me to the person i am now..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 March 9, 2007 QuoteI just got a myspace friend request from Jesus. I feel so special now. Wow--apparently he figures there is some hope for you. The rest of us, not so much. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 March 9, 2007 You sure it wasn't just Jesus(Hey-zues), the Mexican kids down the streetYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 March 9, 2007 Couldn't be,she already said she has no lawn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wojoe 0 #13 March 10, 2007 Don't Fuck with The Jesus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
