BillyVance 35
QuoteQuoteDude what is with chainsaws lately?
Because they sound soooo fucking cool, in a Home Improvement Tim Allen way!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH I'M A LUMBER JACK BABY!!!!!!
AND I HAV'NT JACKED MY LUMBER, BABY..... SINCE MY CHAINSAW YOOOOOUUUUUU.... THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dzYI30VGs
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!
I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
Let me guess, she divorced him because he was a selfish, megalomaniacal sociopath, and he'll make that bitch pay for such character assassination.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
murrays 0
He is my HERO!
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Murray
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey
Murray
"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey
BigSky 2
QuoteHe is my HERO!
I second that!
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th
The thing was only 26' by 19.5', so I wouldn't really call it a house...probably worth the monetary loss just to say "fuck you." 
Still, I hope he didn't also buy her a pair of fake boobies.
Blues,
Dave
Still, I hope he didn't also buy her a pair of fake boobies.
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
Squeak 17
I pity your partners thenQuoteQuoteHe is my HERO!
I second that!
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?
That was a cool video! Love the chainsaw solo.QuoteQuoteQuoteDude what is with chainsaws lately?
Because they sound soooo fucking cool, in a Home Improvement Tim Allen way!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH I'M A LUMBER JACK BABY!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dzYI30VGs
I wonder: Did they actually use a chainsaw & rev it to get the different tones, or did they do some sound studio fiddling to achieve that?
Speed Racer
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ECVZZ 0
Quotehope he didn't also buy her a pair of fake boobies.
Now to repossess those with a chainsaw would've been original.
G. Jones
"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."
Gene03 0
Noice segway.
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
Hardly original, it's been done - and reported - to the point of b-o-r-i-n-g.
Yeah, but he picked his half up and carried it away with a truck lift!
Another one is a bit more strange, y'all have heard of the divorce settlement in NYC where the judge approved having a wall built in a brownstone house dividing it down the middle since both the wife and husband refused to leave.