sioux 0 #1 March 12, 2007 I'm having a party in a small Swiss village for my 40th birthday. Yikes! I can't believe I'm this old... ... Anyway... I'm thinking of going total Vegas. Jumping out of a cake, etc.... But I would love some suggestions.... I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #2 March 12, 2007 boobie tassles for everyoneSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 March 12, 2007 Take a piece of advice from your sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sioux 0 #4 March 12, 2007 Dude. Seriously... I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 March 12, 2007 QuoteI'm having a party in a small Swiss village for my 40th birthday. Yikes! I can't believe I'm this old... ... Anyway... I'm thinking of going total Vegas. Jumping out of a cake, etc.... But I would love some suggestions.... Doesn't matter--nobody will believe you're 40!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 March 12, 2007 Forgot to mention--there's always the Ipecac Challenge! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 March 12, 2007 I think you should hire some small Swiss hookers, and eat Swiss cheese off of their bodies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 March 12, 2007 Ok, so I just found out that you're a woman. But my answer still stands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sioux 0 #9 March 12, 2007 I was in the US and got DENIED in a bar. They wouldn't accept my passport or my Swiss driver's license. For a beer!! I'm 40...... Jesus, I'm 40... I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 March 12, 2007 QuoteForgot to mention--there's always the Ipecac Challenge! Walt Yea...come to Texas and participate in this Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 March 12, 2007 QuoteI was in the US and got DENIED in a bar. They wouldn't accept my passport or my Swiss driver's license. For a beer!! I'm 40...... Jesus, I'm 40... Well face it, you ain't even close to being an average 40 year old woman!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sioux 0 #12 March 12, 2007 Excellent suggestion... I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #13 March 12, 2007 QuoteI was in the US and got DENIED in a bar. They wouldn't accept my passport or my Swiss driver's license. For a beer!! I'm 40...... Jesus, I'm 40... Hell, I had a similar issue, and I'm a US citizen... I went to buy a pack of smokes at a gas station, showed my military ID and the retard behind the counter tells me he needs a California driver's license. I try to explain to him that it's a government issued ID and it's a legal form of ID. Well, he insisted on a driver's license, so I break mine out... I've got a Wisconsin driver's license since I'm still a resident of Wisconsin. The bastard won't take that either. I may be wrong for doing so, but I'm going to assume it's because he's from halfway around the world and his English wasn't great, so he wants to make sure he's not going to get in trouble, but still!!!! Needless to say, I told him to give my money back I gave him for gasoline, and took my business elsewhere. Not that my whopping $60 or $70 worth of gas was going to put a dent in his wallet. Futile efforts...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
