Today's lesson in "career-limiting moves" is...

[waltappel 1]

...When asked to write a training plan detailing what kind of training you intend to take this year so you can be exceptionally good at your job, don't include stuff like the following.

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Psychoanalysis
Since [insert job title here] is driving me insane, I’d like to get psychoanalysis and perhaps get put on meds.
Industry Courses
Given the choice, I’d rather be burned at the stake than take [insert job title here] courses. Alternatively, slashing my wrists might be ok.
Professional Courses
Currently, my primary professional interest is in finding a different line of work.

When will I learn?!!!!

Walt

[Dumpster 0]

I've also found out that walking into the V.P's office and taking a dump on his desk while he's eating lunch really limits your opportunities, too.

Easy Does It

[Sutton 0]

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I've also found out that walking into the V.P's office and taking a dump on his desk while he's eating lunch really limits your opportunities, too.

With a name like Dumpster, I can assume this is a regular routine for you

-Sutton

[1969912 0]

Time to end it all!

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Dumpster 0]

Actually the story behind the moniker is quite different - - - -
But I can see where one would get the impression.

Easy Does It

[waltappel 1]

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I've also found out that walking into the V.P's office and taking a dump on his desk while he's eating lunch really limits your opportunities, too.

Yeah, they can get pissed when you interrupt their lunch!

Walt

[Dumpster 0]

Actually I think he was afraid of over-eating. Guess I sent a mixed message..........

Easy Does It