waltappel 1 #1 March 13, 2007 ...but I'm going to call it, "Post your wiseass commentary", so without further adieu (whatever the hell that is).... From http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSDEL28165120070312, this just in: Quote Woman weds corpse... Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:30AM EDT AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - An Indian woman, despairing over her lover's accidental death when he fell down a well soon after their engagement, insisted on ceremonially marrying his corpse just minutes before the cremation. "It was for just few minutes the girl was dressed as a bride and then as a widow," K.M. Kapadia, a police officer in the town of Anand in western Gujarat state, said on Saturday. Wedding attendees sat the corpse up by a fire, the traditional center of Hindu wedding ceremonies, and chanted some marriage prayers before cremating the body, police said. "The girl refused to give away the body of her lover for the cremation till she tied the knot with him," Kapadia said. The bride's parents opposed the marriage but later attended the wedding ceremony and gave their 22-year-old daughter Tulsi Devipujak clothes and utensils as gifts, according to the Hindu tradition. I'm wondering what happened after, "You may kiss the bride...". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #2 March 13, 2007 Well, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 March 13, 2007 QuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless You mean she got "stiffed"? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #4 March 13, 2007 Well, he was definitely "Stiff"-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 March 13, 2007 (1) If you believe in multiple lives and one true love I seen nothing at all wrong with it. (2) If you are an athiest like me (or single life believer) well then that's just wierd fucked up shit. But my softer side wants to lean towards option number 1You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #6 March 13, 2007 Her : We ARE going thru with this wedding! Him : Over My dead Body!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #7 March 13, 2007 So, uh, how'd he consent? 'Cause if all it takes is some woman demanding to be wed, you men are all in BIIIIIG trouble!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 13, 2007 QuoteSo, uh, how'd he consent? 'Cause if all it takes is some woman demanding to be wed, you men are all in BIIIIIG trouble! Simple. Her: "If you don't want to marry me, just say so!" Him: Her: "Honey, I'll love you 'til death do us part!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #9 March 13, 2007 She, towed his 'lifeless' body to the Alter, Talk about desperate house wives!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #10 March 13, 2007 QuoteSo, uh, how'd he consent? 'Cause if all it takes is some woman demanding to be wed, you men are all in BIIIIIG trouble! The priest was all for it, he got paid for a wedding and a funeral (I know they dont get paid formally, but they get quite a bit in "church donations")-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #11 March 13, 2007 Urgghhhh. Then again, can you blame him? That woman is CRAZY. I'd go to extremes to get out of that one, too.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #12 March 13, 2007 Can you picture the hearse with JUST MARRIED & Streamers all over it headed for the cemetary. And they swear marriage adds years to your life!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #13 March 13, 2007 He just couldnt win, even when they said "Speak now or forever hold your peace"-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #14 March 13, 2007 ....Wheeling the casket on a hand truck into, 'Tuxedo Junction' at the mall for the final fitting! Clerk: "And would the groom care to purchase, our umbrella tuxedo insurance policy, it covers Champagne stains, wedding cake stains on the silk lapels, oh & 'Earthworm damage' with $O deductible &...."*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 March 13, 2007 QuoteCan you picture the hearse with JUST MARRIED & Streamers all over it headed for the cemetary. And they swear marriage adds years to your life! During the premarital counseling when she was asked if she truly wanted to marry him, she said, "Of corpse!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #16 March 13, 2007 GROAN. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #17 March 13, 2007 Talk about 'fatal attraction' at least most black widows, give up the pursuit, after the PD, interrupts the Coroner's golf game for the toe tag, awards! You gotta be a very special kinda Fucked up crazy bitch, to insist the relationship moves on to the 'Next Level' after the poor bastards been embalmed!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 13, 2007 QuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless I think you have to consumate the marriage, don't you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 March 13, 2007 I think she just didn't want to give the wedding gifts back. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless I think you have to consumate the marriage, don't you? I dunno, I think she "urned" the money!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #21 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless I think you have to consumate the marriage, don't you? Yea A good "STIFF" Screw, in the "Honey Mourn" Suite!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless I think you have to consumate the marriage, don't you? I dunno, I think she "urned" the money!" Walt Oh - so she did get a piece of ash!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 March 13, 2007 A little off topic, but... The day after the cremation the John went to the funeral home to pay the bill and collect Karen's ashes. He shook the mortician's hand firmly and said: "I can't thank enough for all the trouble you took to change my wife's clothes." "It was no trouble at all," said the mortician, "Fortunately we had lady in the embalming room that was dressed in a green dress and black pantyhose-- so it was simply a matter of exchanging heads." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 226 #22 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteWell, I dont think she can get all his money after he already died, so that was pointless I think you have to consumate the marriage, don't you? I dunno, I think she "urned" the money!" Walt Oh - so she did get a piece of ash!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 March 13, 2007 A little off topic, but... The day after the cremation the John went to the funeral home to pay the bill and collect Karen's ashes. He shook the mortician's hand firmly and said: "I can't thank enough for all the trouble you took to change my wife's clothes." "It was no trouble at all," said the mortician, "Fortunately we had lady in the embalming room that was dressed in a green dress and black pantyhose-- so it was simply a matter of exchanging heads." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
