waltappel 1 #26 March 13, 2007 QuoteShe;s obviously never met someone like me. Id love to take that chick that wrote out somewhere really nice, with greatfood and lots of wine. Then bring her home. Let foreplay begin with me massaging her back. Then I ram 4 sandy fingers into her butt, while spitting onto her back, and slap her in the face as I pull my fingers out, stick them in my mouth and run around naked. Singing nursery rhymes. For something a bit different. I think she *needs* a guy like you! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xHAVOCx 0 #27 March 13, 2007 That was amazing! I almost died laughing... Main Entry: 1hav•oc Pronunciation: 'ha-v&k, -vik Function: noun 1 : wide and general destruction; DEVASTATION; great confusion and disorder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #28 March 13, 2007 QuoteMy questions are: Why does she even bother anymore if she's done it so much that's she's bored with anything and everything? And why does she just lay there and take it instead of actively participating? I get an image of her doing her nails while the guy is flailing away. What she doesn't realize is the the guy's probably thinking, "Hell, if you're not going to participate, I'll just use your box to masturbate into." Man, she must be really ragged out. My thoughts too, that was a screed from a typical "sack of potatoes". Geze, what a whiney bitch, do something or STFU, it's not a frikin one sided activity. Whatever you do, eventually it'll get boring unless there's something deeper there. Her very attitude is what makes her love life crap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #29 March 13, 2007 I'd have to say that someone with an attitude like that isnt worth the effort she is demanding __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #30 March 13, 2007 QuoteI'd have to say that someone with an attitude like that isnt worth the effort she is demanding That. If she can't even take a shred of responsibility for her own enjoyment, she damned sure ain't gonna care about the guy's. Trying to please her would be like buying $100 lottery tickets with a jackpot of $20. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #31 March 13, 2007 a very much respected female member of this very board is calling me a RIOT after explaining in details some of my most secret sex-techniques.. so, if any woman would like to experience, plese feel free to to receive personal coaching and caretaking.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #32 March 13, 2007 That's only the guys that bought this sex manual imported from Poland!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #33 March 13, 2007 Quote Probably NSFW. Definitely funny. And possibly very educational... Yeap, I completely agree that this boring porn sucks. As soon as somebody showed his dick you know what to expect for the next 15 minutes. (so far I've seen only about 30 exceptions, with the "Corruption" was the last)* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #34 March 13, 2007 Obviously, she's never been to 'Six Flags Over my Bed Posts' And ridden the 'GravityJunky Zone'*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
