2fat2fly 0 #1 March 13, 2007 I need to hide about $2700 in titty bar charges in my expense report. We pay for that..and then again, we don't if you follow. My normal 5-600 isn't that hard to hide in dinners and drinks but a couple of grand hmmmmm.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 March 13, 2007 I have one thing to say: Good luck with that.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #4 March 13, 2007 You normally bill $5-600 bucks in titty bar expenses to your company? All I can say is...__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 March 13, 2007 Entertainment. It's the cost of doing business.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 March 13, 2007 QuoteEntertainment. It's the cost of doing business. is your company hiring?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 March 13, 2007 You wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinnerI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #8 March 13, 2007 I'd rather be entertained then work "Transportation" is a good way to hide it so is "Room Service" Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 March 13, 2007 QuoteYou wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinner Cool huh? I need a job like that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #10 March 13, 2007 Tell your boss it was for 'incidental' HIPPA protected 'clinic & pharmacy' charges AFTER you bought your clients a Lap dance!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #11 March 13, 2007 QuoteYou wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinner Oh, TWIST MY FUCKIN' ARM!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #12 March 13, 2007 Good Lord.... what kind of night did YOU have?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinner Oh, TWIST MY FUCKIN' ARM! that was actually in reference to a dinner I dodged when he passed through ATL. I dodged it by going on a 5 week trip to Phoenix. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 March 13, 2007 QuoteGood Lord.... what kind of night did YOU have?? Sound like a Pink Pony night to me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 March 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteGood Lord.... what kind of night did YOU have?? Sound like a Pink Pony night to me! Ahhhh shoooters . . . .in the hooters . . .. makes me feel fine!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #16 March 13, 2007 Ask Ben, he knows about those kind of bills... Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 March 13, 2007 QuoteAsk Ben, he knows about those kind of bills... hes not the only one! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 March 13, 2007 Day labor. Spread it out over a dozen or so "laborers" so you don't have to 1099 'em. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #19 March 13, 2007 Here's a nice flow chart that has helped me from time to time. It's not exactly for your situation but I think it'll do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 March 13, 2007 Bowling ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 13, 2007 QuoteBowling Chuck Norris PornosI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #22 March 13, 2007 QuoteYou wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinner strange cities... come to Anchorage then "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 March 13, 2007 For 'Spankin' the monkey' or hiding expenses?*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 March 13, 2007 You could claim it as "Escort Services"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 March 14, 2007 hemmorhoid cream ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
