TrophyHusband 0 #1 March 14, 2007 ...bark all fucking night. the last couple of nights the neighbor's dog has barked constantly from sunset to sunrise. how the hell doesn't he get bored, tire. or hoarse? what is he barking at? how do his owners let him do this? how much ambien should i give him? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 March 14, 2007 Quote how do his owners let him do this? Why do you let them, let him?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 14, 2007 Quote. . . how much ambien should i give him? All of it. just to make sure.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #4 March 14, 2007 he's just thirsty...leave him some anti-freeze out...it cures barking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #5 March 14, 2007 he's normally a good dog. this is the first time he's barked at night. i'm hoping that whatever the problem is, it will work itself out. if it doesn't end soon, i'll go ask them to keep him inside at night. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 March 14, 2007 I had a neighbor tell me that I HAD to stop my dogs from barking at night so I went out the next night, ran the cat that the dogs were barking at off of my car, shot it and solved the problem-She wasn't any happier about that (I had already explained what my girls were barking at but she didn't want to keep her cat up) My wife was pissedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 14, 2007 QuoteI had a neighbor tell me that I HAD to stop my dogs from barking at night so I went out the next night, ran the cat that the dogs were barking at off of my car, shot it and solved the problem-She wasn't any happier about that (I had already explained what my girls were barking at but she didn't want to keep her cat up) My wife was pissed They didn't give you specific instructions. They said that you HAD to do something about the problem. You did. They have no room to fucking bitch.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 March 14, 2007 I'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 March 14, 2007 QuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. And she was VERY aware of that. If she wanted your dogs to stop then she should have kept her cat in. You saved her the trouble, she should thank you and shower you with gifts and money.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #10 March 14, 2007 QuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. I agree completely. It pisses me off how stupid and inconsiderate some pet owners can be. There's a cat that comes into my yard to eat my fish out of my fish pond, I've rescued a couple of mice and a bird from it as well. I pellet gun the fucker in the ass every time I see it in my yard. I don't have the heart to actually hurt the cat, but I won't let it keep killing things in my yard either. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. I agree completely. It pisses me off how stupid and inconsiderate some pet owners can be. There's a cat that comes into my yard to eat my fish out of my fish pond, I've rescued a couple of mice and a bird from it as well. I pellet gun the fucker in the ass every time I see it in my yard. I don't have the heart to actually hurt the cat, but I won't let it keep killing things in my yard either. Racoon traps work well. That way you can do it humanely - that and they sink really fast when you throw them in the water.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #12 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. I agree completely. It pisses me off how stupid and inconsiderate some pet owners can be. There's a cat that comes into my yard to eat my fish out of my fish pond, I've rescued a couple of mice and a bird from it as well. I pellet gun the fucker in the ass every time I see it in my yard. I don't have the heart to actually hurt the cat, but I won't let it keep killing things in my yard either. Racoon traps work well. That way you can do it humanely - that and they sink really fast when you throw them in the water. That's called a "flea bath". Just soak for three hours and no more fleaa problems for the cat. I used to have a beagle that started to bark at night. I did the usual yelling, rolled up newspaper, etc. No neighbors, so it was only my problem. It finally got cured to the point where as soon as he saw signs of movement in the house he would shut up, only to start again an hour or so later. I think he was just fuckin' with me. I learned to sleep through it and eventually he stopped altogether. I'd have taken more drastic measures but damn could he run a rabbit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. I agree completely. It pisses me off how stupid and inconsiderate some pet owners can be. There's a cat that comes into my yard to eat my fish out of my fish pond, I've rescued a couple of mice and a bird from it as well. I pellet gun the fucker in the ass every time I see it in my yard. That's exactly what I do to dogs that wander onto my property. I don't discriminate. They ALL get a pellet up the ass. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #14 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuotehe's just thirsty...leave him some anti-freeze out...it cures barking... You are an evil man My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotehe's just thirsty...leave him some anti-freeze out...it cures barking... You are an evil man I did go out and buy a gallon of antifreeze after a pack of collared dogs killed one of my cats. I never did get up the nerve to use it on them. Eventually, my neighbor across the street called animal control on them and they disappeared. It's still sitting in my garage so if I have another dog problem, it's an option."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #16 March 14, 2007 Quotehe's normally a good dog. this is the first time he's barked at night. i'm hoping that whatever the problem is, it will work itself out. if it doesn't end soon, i'll go ask them to keep him inside at night. Dogs are pack animals. If he is outside alone, he's barking because he wants to be in with the rest of the pack.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #17 March 14, 2007 QuoteI'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. Nice line have to tell the neighbours that oneSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #18 March 14, 2007 [replyRacoon traps work well. That way you can do it humanely - that and they sink really fast when you throw them in the water. make shure to tie a rops it's to cold to have to go in the water to fish it out once the thrashing stopsSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
