BlueSkiesKel 0 #1 March 15, 2007 so tonite my fortune read "a message from a distance is coming" and i kid you not, within 1 minute of reading that, i actually got a txt msg on my cell from wildcard451 that said "greetings from dublin" how weird is that!!! oh.. and hello to you too brandon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhys 0 #2 March 15, 2007 'woman with skirt around neck will run faster than a man with trousers around ankle.'"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marcandalysse 0 #3 March 15, 2007 my favorite fortune cookie said: "You like Chinese Food" duh....not much of a fortune that one.... mp "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #4 March 15, 2007 Were you in bed when you get the text? You're always supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortunes... My favorite one (that I carry around in my purse with me) reads: "Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free...." in bed. And, the other one in my wallet is "The sky's the limit this month..." in bed... That month for some weird reason, I flew to Florida to see a "friend" I haven't seen in years. Best sex I had in a LONG time... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
rhys 0 #2 March 15, 2007 'woman with skirt around neck will run faster than a man with trousers around ankle.'"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #3 March 15, 2007 my favorite fortune cookie said: "You like Chinese Food" duh....not much of a fortune that one.... mp "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #4 March 15, 2007 Were you in bed when you get the text? You're always supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortunes... My favorite one (that I carry around in my purse with me) reads: "Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free...." in bed. And, the other one in my wallet is "The sky's the limit this month..." in bed... That month for some weird reason, I flew to Florida to see a "friend" I haven't seen in years. Best sex I had in a LONG time... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites