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BlueSkiesKel

chinese fortune cookie...

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Were you in bed when you get the text? You're always supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortunes...

My favorite one (that I carry around in my purse with me) reads: "Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free...." in bed. ;) And, the other one in my wallet is "The sky's the limit this month..." in bed... That month for some weird reason, I flew to Florida to see a "friend" I haven't seen in years. Best sex I had in a LONG time... :$:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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