NWFlyer 2 #1 March 14, 2007 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/284116057.html"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #2 March 14, 2007 Thanks Krisanne!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #3 March 14, 2007 Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #4 March 14, 2007 LMAO! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #5 March 14, 2007 LMAO Thats a funny way to start the day but one question who would admit to owning him ?SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 March 14, 2007 John Holmes of turtles? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #7 March 14, 2007 Whoa... That was fucking funny... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #8 March 14, 2007 Too funny!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #9 March 14, 2007 Wow, that was amazing-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 March 14, 2007 Damn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 March 14, 2007 A lot of people turn to the internet to find a mate...what's wrong with turtle doin it too? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 March 14, 2007 QuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. I have something JH never had.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. I have something JH never had. Worse than the AIDS?! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. I have something JH never had. Worse than the AIDS?! Blues, Dave Better!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #17 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. I have something JH never had. Worse than the AIDS?! Blues, Dave Better!!! Your mom seems to know alot more about you then she should, may I ask why?-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDamn.........that's pretty bad when even his Mom is trying to pimp him out. Hey, Now, Moms ic cool, Yo! She *did* compare you to John Holmes. I have something JH never had. Worse than the AIDS?! Blues, Dave Better!!! Your mom seems to know alot more about you then she should, may I ask why? Nope.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #19 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuote Your mom seems to know alot more about you then she should, may I ask why? Nope. Thats enough of an answer for me-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 March 14, 2007 QuoteShe *did* compare you to John Holmes. "My Mom says I have a HUGE penis!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #21 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteShe *did* compare you to John Holmes. "My Mom says I have a HUGE penis!" How would she know? Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #22 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #23 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #24 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 March 14, 2007 Quote When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... I thought it was going to be the show about Turtle's parents pimping himself out in on craigslist trying to find him a "casual sex" partner that they SAY he will respect in the morning. Parents know best, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
NWFlyer 2 #23 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #24 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 March 14, 2007 Quote When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... I thought it was going to be the show about Turtle's parents pimping himself out in on craigslist trying to find him a "casual sex" partner that they SAY he will respect in the morning. Parents know best, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 March 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Man, the Bonfire is turning in to a Jerry Springer show! When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #25 March 14, 2007 Quote When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... I thought it was going to be the show about Turtle's parents pimping himself out in on craigslist trying to find him a "casual sex" partner that they SAY he will respect in the morning. Parents know best, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 March 14, 2007 Quote When has the Bonfire NOT emulated the Jerry Springer show???? Next on Springer: I do four-way and my team is going to disown me because my baby daddy is a freeflyer! Nah, I think Bolas and Bubbles are gonna re-hash their faked marriage proposal and bitch-fest first... I thought it was going to be the show about Turtle's parents pimping himself out in on craigslist trying to find him a "casual sex" partner that they SAY he will respect in the morning. Parents know best, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
