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NWFlyer

What should my new job title be?

By NWFlyer, in The Bonfire

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NWFlyer    2

NWFlyer
So, yesterday I gave my two weeks notice from my old job and accepted a new one starting on April 2. I'm pretty excited - it's a whole new opportunity for me working for a startup and traveling a LOT less than I do for my current job (and what travel there is will be to Phoenix ... can you say weekends at Eloy?B|).

But I need a job title. The job posting said "Internal Consultant/Project Manager" and the HR person and I agree that's not really a business card worthy title.

Remi says I should be "MicroManager of the Cosmos." But I know my friends in Bonfire will have other great ideas as well. Not that I expect what I'm actually doing will have much bearing on the proposals, but I'll be building/running the company's IT organization as well as leading operational improvement efforts.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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ACMESkydiver    0

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'Executive -Infrastructure Development'

or

'Infrastructure Development Executive'

or if you want to go a little longer...

'Technology Infrastructure Development Executive'

:)
-And kudos if you have the balls to request the title 'executive'. Mine just came with the position. :$:$ In the bank we got that title if we were in charge of...something. :|

'Executive' is an old indian word that means, "He Who's Title Is Bigger Than He Is" B|;)
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gonzalesna    1

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(and what travel there is will be to Phoenix ... can you say weekends at Eloy?B|).



I don't know if you should jump there... it's not safe because people have died there, ya know:P:D

instead you should take up bullfighting... you've got nothing to lose, unlike that poor bastard that was talked about here.:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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NWFlyer    2

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"Brilliant Information Technology Consulting Heroine."



Ding ding ding I think we may have a winner. :P:P
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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bozo    0

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"Brilliant Information Technology Consulting Heroine."



Ding ding ding I think we may have a winner. :P:P



over 13,000 posts. Can we work PW into that title?


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