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Andy_Copland

I'm Thinking of a Penis Job

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Sometimes i cry myself to sleep at night. I dont normally spill the beans on the internet but i find it so hard to meet a nice women who doesnt want me for my hot beef injection :(

Edit: Suppose i better put NSFW before someone cries - "OMG why didnt it say NSFW? I just opened an attachment that i knew was going to be NSFW but blame you anyway!"
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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I try but as you can imagine it gets quite difficult. [:/]

Typically i cant find a real women who can handle it so i have resorted to wanking, but as you can see my testicles are rather large so to avoid a mess i have a good old fashioned posh wank.

My mum keeps asking where the bin liners are going.
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Andy, you have to be happy with who you are. If you look in the mirror and think "I'm just too much man" and it scares you... then you might want to consider the reduction. If you look and think "but... I thought I was a bigger dick than that" ... then condiser the augmentation. Either way... quit whining! :P

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Edit: Suppose i better put NSFW before someone cries - "OMG why didnt it say NSFW? I just opened an attachment that i knew was going to be NSFW but blame you anyway!"



Welcome back Andy. Now, you're too young and sweet to be becoming so bitter already!!!!:P

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