OMG!!! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

[stitch 0]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17515065/



Who needs enemies, when you have friends that will set your sack on fire.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Squeak 17]

Oh Darwin,,,DARWIN where are you, you need to keep an eye on this guy, he seems talented enough for an honourable mention, and with time probably an award

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[airtwardo 7]

"I love the smell of burning balls in the morning...."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Gene03 0]

One word, Cheeseheads.

Okay maybe a few more, seein's you're in Texas.
Ya ever heard of "Bullslapping"?

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[ryoder 1,590]

I don't know if this is the same incident, but I suspect it might be:
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18628

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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[ladydyver 0]

i agree with squeak...that one does deserve a Darwin award - the only other thing I have to say is "OUCH!"

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[gonzalesna 1]

BUMP!!!

Sorry, but I just saw this for the first time and thought I'd make sure everyone else got to see it. The first link didn't work for me, but the second one did. Then again, I am at work.



This is too good!!!! BWAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[normiss 897]

we don't need no water let the mother fuckers burn!

[gonzalesna 1]

Burn, motherfuckers, Bur... GAHHHHH!!!!! PUT 'EM OUT!!!! PUT 'EM OUT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[2fat2fly 0]

"and eventually treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit"

So, are they going to rename it Nether Regions Burn Unit, now?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[skydiver30960 0]

So the guy who says "hey, light my balls on fire" gets top-notch medical care and the guy that did the lighting of the balls gets FELONY charges? Dude, if you're stupid enough to let somebody else light your balls on fire, YOU are the one that should be charged, not them.

Elvisio "one penny two penny" Rodriguez

[MF42 0]

At least he won't have to shave 'em anymore.

Matt

[ladydyver 0]

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At least he won't have to shave 'em anymore.

Well...that is a way to put a positive spin on things

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[JumpShipGypsy 0]

idiots