pinkfairy 0 #1 March 19, 2007 Two beers and I'm drunk! I'm talking difficulties in focusing gaze and concentration, I'm talking too drunk to post, and too drunk to ride a bicycle safely. I drink far too less this winter, mostly from lack of money. I need to drink more! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #2 March 19, 2007 Thats better then me. I literally take 15 beers or so to get me drunk. I wish I could get drunk off of a few bucks. Consider it a blessing-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #3 March 19, 2007 Yeah for economy, but the shame og getting drunk on two beers is pretty bad. I used to be able to drink people under the table... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #4 March 19, 2007 Well, there is no need to impress people with drinking. They'll be alot more impressed with a wad of cash in your pocket, since you only bought a 99 cent forty, and they bought an 18 pack-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #5 March 19, 2007 It's just handy to be able to dring 7 alcohol units gracefully when needed.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #6 March 19, 2007 QuoteTwo beers and I'm drunk! I'm talking difficulties in focusing gaze and concentration, I'm talking too drunk to post, and too drunk to ride a bicycle safely. I drink far too less this winter, mostly from lack of money. I need to drink more! How you doin.... If only I was younger "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #7 March 19, 2007 Quote How you doin.... If only I was younger I'm a drunk, lonely lady in a cold and lonely town in the vast, icy emptyness of Norway. And You? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #8 March 19, 2007 QuoteQuote How you doin.... If only I was younger I'm a drunk, lonely lady in a cold and lonely town in the vast, icy emptyness of Norway. And You? Sober, lonely man in vast emptyness of Canada. (sigh) oh well "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #9 March 19, 2007 well, that's just too bad! I'm taking a sobering bath now. I'll try not to drown. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #10 March 19, 2007 Quotewell, that's just too bad! I'm taking a sobering bath now. I'll try not to drown. Take a camera - sends pics "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #11 March 19, 2007 Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,483 #12 March 19, 2007 QuoteIt literally take 15 beers or so to get me drunk. I wish I could get drunk off of a few bucks. http://www.fortycreekwhisky.com/splash/ Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutton 0 #13 March 19, 2007 QuoteQuoteIt literally take 15 beers or so to get me drunk. I wish I could get drunk off of a few bucks. http://www.fortycreekwhisky.com/splash/ I dont even know about that. This St Pattys day, I had 22 beers, half a fifth of tequila, and 5 jello shots. I was fucked up, no doubt, but I was still alive and walking around. I'm a 6'4" monster though, so yeah-Sutton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #14 March 20, 2007 Ahhh, You're drunk when you're cute.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #15 March 20, 2007 you're never angrier than when you're cute? oh no, I'm sober again. Going to work... Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #16 March 20, 2007 Quoteyou're never angrier than when you're cute? oh no, I'm sober again. Going to work... I never did get the pics.... you must have sent them to the wrong address.... try again "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #17 March 20, 2007 Quote I can't drink anymore Ican't drink any LESS!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 March 21, 2007 QuoteTwo beers and I'm drunk! I'm talking difficulties in focusing gaze and concentration, I'm talking too drunk to post, and too drunk to ride a bicycle safely. I drink far too less this winter, mostly from lack of money. I need to drink more! one thing that makes a BIG difference: whether or not you drink on an empty stomach. seriously. if you have food in your stomach it blocks the pyloric valve and alcohol only trickles into your small intestine (from where it gets absorbed into the bloodstream) afterwards, and some of it gets oxidized before it even makes it into your bloodstream. That's why you shouldn't drink alcohol when you're hungry. I've done tests with a breathalyzer afterwards: It makes a HUGE difference. And once that alcohol gets into your bloodstream, it only gets processed at a constant rate. So the best thing is not to let your Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) spike up in the first place. It's much better to pace yourself, get some food in you first (just drink water with your food) and only AFTERWARDS have a drink or two. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #19 March 21, 2007 Quiter Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 March 21, 2007 Quote I'm a drunk, lonely lady in a cold and lonely town in the vast, icy emptyness of Norway. And You? What town? They narrowed down where my family came from to just three villages. I need to take a trip to NorwayDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #21 March 21, 2007 If it makes you feel any better - I'm a guy & you could drink me under the table any day of the week. Usually it just takes a non-diet coke to load me up. No desire to drink. I'll cheer you on, though. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
examiner2 0 #22 March 21, 2007 I'm barely drunk off 1/2 a fifth of 80 proof vodka on an empty stomach. I guess that's youth for you though . I wish I could get drunk off of 2 beers so I wouldn't have to spend so damn fucking much money on alcohol. Consider yourself lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 March 21, 2007 light weight!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #24 March 21, 2007 i thought you Norwegians where like Scots with feck all else to do in the winter we just get pissed a lot, well we just get Pissed a lot any time but that's beside the point You need to develop your immunity to the beer either that or drink American beer Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #25 March 21, 2007 I just popped around to my sisters to get some of her home made soup, she made the mistake of saying "its in the fridge" so now i have soup for breakfast (damn nice soup) and a noon bottle of Carling. "Andy dont, Ben counts the bottles to see if you've been around here" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
