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I WON AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
This has to be like some kind of record..:D

West London,
43 North End Road,
West Kensington,
London W14 8SZ
Lucky Winner,

NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 2007
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
BATCH NO: PBL/67189098011/245679/1109

REF. NO: PBL/11278998789/908796//1109

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is to inform you of the release of the POWER BALL E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT BALLOT DRAWS, Your Email was attached to ticket number 100190876290 with Serial number 801972719 which drew the lucky numbers of 11-40-09-55-23, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of $1,000,000.00 only.

Your prize has been Insured to its real value covered with BRITISH INDEMNITY INSURANCE POLICY. It is important that you keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information, POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL LOTTERY BOARD will decline payment if such irregularity occurs.

No ticket was sold,all participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 company emails and over 1 million individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed for the processing of your claim with your the following informations:

LEGAL NAMES:

NATIONALITY:

AGE:

TEL/FAX:.



CLAIMS ELIGIBILITY:
This promotion is offered only electronically via the Internet and is open to all persons from age 18 years and above with a valid email address and who live in any of the aforementioned countries.This promotion is void in all other countries and is also void where prohibited.Principals and employees of POWERBALL EURO E-MAIL INTERNATIONAL Promos and its respective Parents, subsidiaries and their immediate families are not eligible.

CLAIMS PROCEDURES:
It is our standard practice to allocate accredited agents for the processing of claims application. It is even more imperative for overseas winners. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised as a matter of urgency, to contact the under listed licensed and accredited claims agent for the processing of your prize awards winning. Please contact the clearing house (through your claims agent only) the body assigned with the verification of all emergent winner. Therefore all protocols laid down by them must be followed to facilitate your claims;

CONTACT NAME: PETER RAYMOND
CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON, ENGLAND.
TELEPHONE: +44:704.5700.875
EMAIL: powerball_claimsagent07@yahoo.gr

Congratulations again from all our staffs and thank you for being part of our Promotions program.

Sincerely,
Margaret Ferguson
Co-coordinator.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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cool,

do you want to buy from me :
-viagra, cyalis and other cool stuff (without Rx)
-a bigger penis (several sizes available)
-credit cards

and othe rstuff ?



For you . . . I'l even buy you a Frenchy Doll.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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with your winning paraphernalia information



I seriously don't know what the hell this means.

Can anyone explain.

When you buying a CASA turtle?



Well, if this one comes through like the other ones, I'll own ALL of them soon.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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For you . . . I'l even buy you a Frenchy Doll.

did you know that only ORIGINAL Frenchy Dolls have the goggles ?

Can I have 2 please ? Like that I can always keep one clean :|
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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For you . . . I'l even buy you a Frenchy Doll.

did you know that only ORIGINAL Frenchy Dolls have the goggles ?

Can I have 2 please ? Like that I can always keep one clean :|



The front side anyway.:|

Yes, I'll send you 2 slightly used Frenchy Dolls.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Looks like we're both lucky....


I think i'm gonna beat you out and buy all the CASAs:D


From The Desk of Dr.Hamid Hassan
Audits & Accounts Dept
Bank of Africa
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
Message urgent reply needed.
Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise.Iam the bill and exchange manager in Bank of Africa.I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
We need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $11.3million immediately to your account.The money has been dormant for years in our Bank here without any body coming for it.
We want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer(the owner of the account)who died a long with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2000.
We don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why i contacted you,so that we will can release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased cutomer.
Please we would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply,i will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 25% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to transact the business with us.

Dr.Hamid Hassan
Audits & Accounts Manger
Bank Of Africa,Burkina Faso-West Africa.




anyone need anything???? just let me know, and why you deserve it!!!


CReW SKies,
bubbles
"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

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Clint will you buy me an airplane? Puh-leeeeeeease? :)



WHY?

So you can run it outta FUEL?>:(:P:P



I should have KNOWN that was coming!!! :S Boy I walked right into it. :P

-I only run out of fuel in my dreams, though!! :|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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