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yamtx73

Orgasmic Cuisine

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No shit, there I was, sitting in a high class restaraunt in Waikiki, my dinner partner ordered the surf & turf which included one pound of Alaskan king crab legs. She pulled out this extremely large leg and said "Come to Mama" and the girl at the table next to us started to laugh. After eating this crab leg she made the comment that crab legs were better than sex, to which I responded "I'm not so sure about that".
Her reply was "You don't know what I'm doing in my panties".... I was still laughing about it as we walked back to the car. I can only imagine what the couple seated next to us was thinking.....


Thanks for a very entertaining dinner!:D:D:D
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Those are crabs?

Shit and all these years I've been referring to them as crotch crickets.

Got to go find that dusting powder.:D
“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

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