yamtx73 0 #1 March 25, 2007 No shit, there I was, sitting in a high class restaraunt in Waikiki, my dinner partner ordered the surf & turf which included one pound of Alaskan king crab legs. She pulled out this extremely large leg and said "Come to Mama" and the girl at the table next to us started to laugh. After eating this crab leg she made the comment that crab legs were better than sex, to which I responded "I'm not so sure about that". Her reply was "You don't know what I'm doing in my panties".... I was still laughing about it as we walked back to the car. I can only imagine what the couple seated next to us was thinking..... Thanks for a very entertaining dinner!The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 March 25, 2007 That's the kinda girl you can take home to Mom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #3 March 25, 2007 Ya, but just be careful what you have for dinner at home.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #4 March 25, 2007 What? No details on what the couple did after dinner?!??! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 March 25, 2007 Been felching, eh?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 March 25, 2007 So....when she thinks of CRABS she thinks of sex?! Call the Orkin Man! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #7 March 25, 2007 That's hilarious!!DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #8 March 25, 2007 Those are crabs? Shit and all these years I've been referring to them as crotch crickets. Got to go find that dusting powder.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #9 March 26, 2007 It was definitely one of those precious moments that just make your whole day....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #10 March 26, 2007 QuoteSo....when she thinks of CRABS she thinks of sex?! Call the Orkin Man! ROTFLMAO*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites