Big Balls Contest

[turtlespeed 226]

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i'm a FUCKTARD, who wants to fuck with me NOW?!!!!

I'm your Huckleberry.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sangiro 26]

Cya.

Safe swoops
Sangiro

[2fat2fly 0]

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This weekend me and and a buddy decided to ....see who actually had the bigger balls.

After consuming 9 or so beers each we......took off for a low pull contest.

Yeah, I just told my wife that she couldn't cook, she acts just like her mom, and I banged her sister....you little wusses

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[BillyVance 35]

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Chromeboy did this bit much better.

I remember that!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 226]

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This weekend me and and a buddy decided to ....see who actually had the bigger balls.

After consuming 9 or so beers each we......took off for a low pull contest.

Yeah, I just told my wife that she couldn't cook, she acts just like her mom, and I banged her sister....you little wusses

That was just a bit harsh . . . I kinda like her mom.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

Dammit dude, I'm in a cube farm-don't make me laugh out loud like that

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[BillyVance 35]

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Chromeboy did this bit much better.

Remember this Chromeboy thread?

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=541035;#541035

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[livendive 8]

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Hey, you look an awful lot like the chick I picked up this weekend.

By any chance do you have any pictures of yourself naked, face down with a mouthful of pillow I could see for me to be absolutely sure?

Couldn't have been her; I heard she was with funks. Wait...

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[karenmeal 0]

That's a silly story. Why would you go to 10k for a low-pull contest?

That's not a very eco-friendly way to do things.

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[brianfry713 0]

Use a BASE rig packed for terminal and dump at 500 feet or lower, depending on how big your balls are and how many beers you've had. Don't bother watching your altimeter, just wait until it looks like you're really low.