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lilDevil

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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


Hell I'm not even that fussy, i dont need you to own a booze shop or golf course:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


Hell I'm not even that fussy, i dont need you to own a booze shop or golf course:D:D:D



LMAO
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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SO pissing you off this week Chris?:P

got a fifth this weekendB|

PS I'm still single but you have to move to Califorina

:)
John Fosgate
"In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond
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SO pissing you off this week Chris?:P

got a fifth this weekendB|

PS I'm still single but you have to move to Califorina

:)



Better yet you move here ;)
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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