turtlespeed 226 #51 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteI do. *CHOMP* Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! Bwahahahahaha The oven is preheated, and the it appears Kel is too - all we need now is the Buddha - and the dairy cow.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #52 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI do. *CHOMP* Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! Oh, by the way, did I mention that I decided to patent that line? You'll be receiving the bill for royalties at the end of the month.I wonder how many people actually know the origin of that line I do... wasn't there, but got the details via someone who was.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #53 March 27, 2007 Buddha is in place... you must make a pilgrimage to the anniversary boogie to honor him properly! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #54 March 27, 2007 QuoteI wonder how many people actually know the origin of that line Uhh.. Lets see.. One, two, three, Four, Five, Six, Seven.. Seven!! definately Seven!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 March 27, 2007 Quote I do... wasn't there, but got the details via someone who was.... g Were you wearing a blue thong at the time?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #56 March 27, 2007 Shit. FUCK. I just thought of something. I shall return! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #57 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuote I do... wasn't there, but got the details via someone who was.... g Were you wearing a blue thong at the time? Why, yes I was.... and Barry White sang to me!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #58 March 27, 2007 QuoteBuddha is in place... you must make a pilgrimage to the anniversary boogie to honor him properly! dont forget the cheese! Oh, and Im pretty sure "someone" told me, but I was drunk... and we all know what happens when you tell me something when I was drunk. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #59 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteI do. *CHOMP* Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! I got a message a couple months ago that said, "So there I was, minding my own business in Atlanta, an awful long ways from home, when all of the sudden Hippie pipes in with the comment, not even directed at me 'Not so hard that it bleeds'" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #60 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI do. *CHOMP* Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! Oh, by the way, did I mention that I decided to patent that line? You'll be receiving the bill for royalties at the end of the month. Umm...minor technicality, but I don't think it's your's to patent. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #61 March 27, 2007 Quote Umm...minor technicality, but I don't think it's your's to patent. You make a good point. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #62 March 27, 2007 Quote I got a message a couple months ago that said, "So there I was, minding my own business in Atlanta, an awful long ways from home, when all of the sudden Hippie pipes in with the comment, not even directed at me 'Not so hard that it bleeds'" Blues, Dave Funny how I mingle seamlessly through many circles! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #63 March 27, 2007 DAMN IT WOMAN!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #64 March 27, 2007 Ok, so now after eating my soup with a spork, I'm eating yogurt with a fork. That's even more difficult. Kinda like a race. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #65 March 27, 2007 You're weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #66 March 27, 2007 I'm not weird. I'm utensilly challenged. We only have forks and knives here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #67 March 27, 2007 QuoteI'm not weird. I'm utensilly challenged. We only have forks and knives here. - There is No spoon.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #68 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteI'm not weird. I'm utensilly challenged. We only have forks and knives here. - There is No spoon. I'd spoon 'er! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #69 March 27, 2007 Would you like fries with that??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #70 March 28, 2007 Quote 2 completely unrelated thoughts You know there's already a thread for such posts : The ADD/ADHD thread! Oh a shiney object! Edited to add: Post appropriately WOMAN, now make me a sammich!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #71 March 28, 2007 QuoteI really, really like it when a guy calls me "woman". It might be a bit misogynistic, depending on the context, but damnit, it's hot. My man calls me 'woman' every day ...I kinda like it better when he calls me 'little girl', though...it just sounds sexier. -Was that out loud? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #72 March 28, 2007 Quote -Was that out loud? YEP! It sure was, WOMAN!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #73 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteI really, really like it when a guy calls me "woman". It might be a bit misogynistic, depending on the context, but damnit, it's hot. My man calls me 'woman' every day ...I kinda like it better when he calls me 'little girl', though...it just sounds sexier. -Was that out loud? So is it just me - or is everyone else seeing Joe walking up to her saying, "Hey, want some candy little girl?" I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #74 March 28, 2007 Quote So is it just me - or is everyone else seeing Joe walking up to her saying, "Hey, want some candy little girl?" Nope, you're not alone on that one turtle! The only thing you forgot was the deviant Perv, voice!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #75 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuote So is it just me - or is everyone else seeing Joe walking up to her saying, "Hey, want some candy little girl?" Nope, you're not alone on that one turtle! The only thing you forgot was the deviant Perv, voice! Like Prego . . . It was in there!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
