kelel01 1 #1 March 27, 2007 Ok, I'm learning at this very moment that eating soup with a spork is somewhat difficult. And Campbell's Chicken & Stars is still the best soup out there for making one feel like a kid again, even when eating it out of Gladware. I really, really like it when a guy calls me "woman". It might be a bit misogynistic, depending on the context, but damnit, it's hot. So, tell me something random. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #2 March 27, 2007 Woman, screw the spork and slurp the soup! Edited to add: I just created a tongue twister!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #3 March 27, 2007 Alright Woman!! Go fix me a Sammich!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #4 March 27, 2007 My left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... Oh, and this sounds very interesting.... http://www.medspe.com/site/templates/template.php?identifiant_article=2913&surlignage=2&PHPSESSID=ad Dr. Karen, can you please tell me more about it, please????? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #5 March 27, 2007 QuoteWoman, screw the spork and slurp the soup! Change a couple of nouns and that's almost exactly what I was thinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #6 March 27, 2007 Orgasmic pizza kicks ass!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #7 March 27, 2007 Ooooh, tell me more! And yes, Billy and J, I caught that you called me woman. So what are you two doing later tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #8 March 27, 2007 Oh, yeah, here's another. DON'T, under any circumstances, go back and read shit you posted when you first joined the site. You'll cringe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #9 March 27, 2007 QuoteSo what are you two doing later tonight? You Woman.. At Trivia!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #10 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo what are you two doing later tonight? You Woman.. At Trivia!! Make that Strip Trivia! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #11 March 27, 2007 QuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Stop poking it with a spork "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #12 March 27, 2007 Ok, but I'm not losing, and I'll tell you how. I'm not gonna tell you what the questions are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #13 March 27, 2007 QuoteMake that Strip Trivia! Bad idea Billy. The Women on our team are MUCH better than the men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #14 March 27, 2007 QuoteOk, I'm learning at this very moment that eating soup with a spork is somewhat difficult. And Campbell's Chicken & Stars is still the best soup out there for making one feel like a kid again, even when eating it out of Gladware. I really, really like it when a guy calls me "woman". It might be a bit misogynistic, depending on the context, but damnit, it's hot. So, tell me something random. Inre to Turtle eggs: "Temperature variations determine the sex of the incubating eggs."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #15 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Stop poking it with a spork now I need to wipe off my monitor..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #16 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMake that Strip Trivia! Bad idea Billy. The Women on our team are MUCH better than the men. Well then, before you start that, they have to agree to a game of Strip Texas Hold 'Em! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #17 March 27, 2007 Quote Ooooh, tell me more! [Smile] There is a pizza place by work that has the most awesome pizza. I some how managed to forget my lunch meaning I have to order food into work. mmmmm pizza. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyD 0 #18 March 27, 2007 QuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #19 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. She's not a dude. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites azdav 0 #20 March 27, 2007 Quote3 somewhat unrelated thoughts A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'. There ya go woman, something to think about while makin me a sammich! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #21 March 27, 2007 Dammit woman, will you stop leaving your things at my house already!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #22 March 27, 2007 Damnit, Hippie . . . NO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #23 March 27, 2007 Ok, so someone tell me how to tell allergies from a cold. Anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyD 0 #24 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. She's not a dude. Person is right handed and excited? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #25 March 27, 2007 QuoteOk, so someone tell me how to tell allergies from a cold. Anyone? if your cold and put a coat on, you'll be warm. if not, you'll be hot. Woman. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
BillyVance 35 #2 March 27, 2007 Woman, screw the spork and slurp the soup! Edited to add: I just created a tongue twister!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 March 27, 2007 Alright Woman!! Go fix me a Sammich!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 March 27, 2007 My left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... Oh, and this sounds very interesting.... http://www.medspe.com/site/templates/template.php?identifiant_article=2913&surlignage=2&PHPSESSID=ad Dr. Karen, can you please tell me more about it, please????? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 March 27, 2007 QuoteWoman, screw the spork and slurp the soup! Change a couple of nouns and that's almost exactly what I was thinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 March 27, 2007 Orgasmic pizza kicks ass!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 March 27, 2007 Ooooh, tell me more! And yes, Billy and J, I caught that you called me woman. So what are you two doing later tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 March 27, 2007 Oh, yeah, here's another. DON'T, under any circumstances, go back and read shit you posted when you first joined the site. You'll cringe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 March 27, 2007 QuoteSo what are you two doing later tonight? You Woman.. At Trivia!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo what are you two doing later tonight? You Woman.. At Trivia!! Make that Strip Trivia! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #11 March 27, 2007 QuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Stop poking it with a spork "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 March 27, 2007 Ok, but I'm not losing, and I'll tell you how. I'm not gonna tell you what the questions are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 March 27, 2007 QuoteMake that Strip Trivia! Bad idea Billy. The Women on our team are MUCH better than the men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 27, 2007 QuoteOk, I'm learning at this very moment that eating soup with a spork is somewhat difficult. And Campbell's Chicken & Stars is still the best soup out there for making one feel like a kid again, even when eating it out of Gladware. I really, really like it when a guy calls me "woman". It might be a bit misogynistic, depending on the context, but damnit, it's hot. So, tell me something random. Inre to Turtle eggs: "Temperature variations determine the sex of the incubating eggs."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Stop poking it with a spork now I need to wipe off my monitor..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMake that Strip Trivia! Bad idea Billy. The Women on our team are MUCH better than the men. Well then, before you start that, they have to agree to a game of Strip Texas Hold 'Em! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 March 27, 2007 Quote Ooooh, tell me more! [Smile] There is a pizza place by work that has the most awesome pizza. I some how managed to forget my lunch meaning I have to order food into work. mmmmm pizza. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #18 March 27, 2007 QuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. She's not a dude. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #20 March 27, 2007 Quote3 somewhat unrelated thoughts A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'. There ya go woman, something to think about while makin me a sammich! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 March 27, 2007 Dammit woman, will you stop leaving your things at my house already!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 March 27, 2007 Damnit, Hippie . . . NO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #23 March 27, 2007 Ok, so someone tell me how to tell allergies from a cold. Anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #24 March 27, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteMy left boobie is sore, and my right isn't..... g Dude is right handed and excited. She's not a dude. Person is right handed and excited? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 March 27, 2007 QuoteOk, so someone tell me how to tell allergies from a cold. Anyone? if your cold and put a coat on, you'll be warm. if not, you'll be hot. Woman. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
