waltappel 1 #1 March 28, 2007 Well....? edited to add: Suddenly, I'm wondering why the hell I started this thread. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #2 March 28, 2007 Sorry Walt, I'm not qualified to answer this poll since I don't have a partner.... Any volunteers?? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 March 28, 2007 QuoteAny volunteers?? You mean to be your parter or to pop your zits or both? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #4 March 28, 2007 I can not vote fairly because I do not have a 'partner.' But, if I did, if I saw a zit on him/her, I'd be all over it in seconds... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #5 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteAny volunteers?? You mean to be your parter or to pop your zits or both? Walt At the very least to be my partner... of course both would be cool too... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #6 March 28, 2007 yeap...same here. No partner, but hell no. Thats just nasty, they can pop their own zits. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #7 March 28, 2007 let's see...you're single advertising to be taken by a woman that likes to pop zits. Not looking to cool man If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 March 28, 2007 Quotelet's see...you're single advertising to be taken by a woman that likes to pop zits. Not looking to cool man I dunno--sounds kind of romantic to me! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #9 March 28, 2007 Quotelet's see...you're single advertising to be taken by a woman that likes to pop zits. Not looking to cool man I've been around long enough to know to leave all my options open (which I believe I did)... however I also know that the odds of someone actually accepting that offer are about the same as Walt getting laid... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 March 28, 2007 Quote...however I also know that the odds of someone actually accepting that offer are about the same as Walt getting laid... Ouch!!!!!! True, but ouch!!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 March 28, 2007 Quoteyeap...same here. No partner, but hell no. Thats just nasty, they can pop their own zits. So, I guess you didn't write this.... Walt Quote What a pain in the a** this thing has been, not to mention, disgusting to look at. It is right below the underwear line, a few inches below my belly button, so it's like a nice swollen, pussy, bloody surprise. I go from sexy to, "what the hell is that thing!!!!," in .5 seconds. All things considered, and from previous experience, I believe this is an in-grown hair. One hell of an ingrown hair, but, an ingrown hair none-the-less. The bump is a little smaller then a dime, the texture is gooshy and hard at the same time. It’s one of those lumps that makes you so frustrated that it stays around, and so fascinated that you keep playing with it. When it first appeared, I squeezed and squeezed and got nothing, nada, zilch. So, I stuck a pin in it (Zit Lovers has not been a good influence on me, apparently). The pin produced nothing except a small sharp pain. I looked down at my lower stomach, and felt very disappointed. I gave it another hard squeeze , the another, but still NOTHING! Over the next few days after that, it scabbed over a bit, I picked off the scab and tried to squeeze again – hoping, that somehow being under the hardened skin, it’s core/ hair had loosened up and it would spring from my body. The gooshiness of it kept me from thinking that there was a major core in there, but at least I would get a little bit some puss when the hair came out. So after I peeled off the skin (not a painless task) I look at how fresh and new the skin looked. How gentle and soft, and then I thought about how much easier it would be to extract the heart if it and tore into that area like nobody else. However, nothing, nada, zilch came out except blood. This was the deep red blood, the kind that almost looks purple. But, no hair, no puss, nothing but blood. I let it go and forgot about it. No new scab produced and I went along my merry way. Sure, I would notice it. It was hard not to, and my poor boyfriend has said nothing about it yet, but he has been a trouper about my many disguising qualities – this may just be a piece of pie for him. I would notice it the most when I was getting changed. A finger would graze over it, but then I’d just keep on going. No use in trying to squeeze it again. One night I had decided to shower before going to bed, instead of in the morning – allow myself to sleep in a little longer. I got nice and fresh, then decided, while I was in a cleaning mood, I would put away some freshly washed clothes. Some sitcom was playing in the background, and I was franctically trying to match up socks, when I bumped it again. “Has a hair come out yet?” I wondered aloud to myself. I reached down and grabbed it with both of my hands (the pointer finger and thumb of each hand) and then, in a moment of instinct, I gave it a squeeze. Now, honestly, this moment is a little hazy. Details like how hard I squeezed and such, I am not able to recall, I was in complete shock. Nothing like this had ever come from my body before, nothing – and I certainly was not expecting it now. When I squeezed it, the skin let go, and shot a wad of greenish, brownish, yellowish puss outward, and then started to oozing down over my right pointer finger. It had a thick consistency, warm, that looked like it had little bits of core in it. As it was popping a few things went through my mind and my line of vision broke into two pieces (one followed the stream that looked to shoot a foot away, and the other was examining the puss running down my fingers). I have no idea where the stream of puss ended up. I looked in the direction I thought it had gone, but I didn’t see anything. I stood there for a second and just looked at the mound and my finger, and was baffled at the contents. After all that previous squeezing, I definately had not expect something, anything like this, to come forth from it, but I was pleasantly surprised. After wiping off that gross amount, I went back to squeeze again. Thinking that surely it was done, and there couldn’t possibly be anything else left. So I turned toward my lamp and gave it another squeeze – just like the last one, same fingers, and this time, I know I squeezed hard. A small stream that last for about 5 full seconds, shot up towards my face, then the skin broke away and gave a huge burp of pussy blood. The bump has not complete gone away – it’s been about a month now. There has been no sign of any hair and it has not filled up quite as badly (probably because I have been popping it more often), but man. I just couldn't believe it, and smile a little thinking back on it now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 March 28, 2007 Quoteyeap...same here. No partner, but hell no. Thats just nasty, they can pop their own zits. I agree. Yuck!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteyeap...same here. No partner, but hell no. Thats just nasty, they can pop their own zits. I agree. Yuck!! Well gee, see if I ever ask you to pop *my* zits!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #14 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuotelet's see...you're single advertising to be taken by a woman that likes to pop zits. Not looking to cool man I dunno--sounds kind of romantic to me! Walt no Walt, not romantic...kinky! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #15 March 28, 2007 ouch...nice!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #16 March 28, 2007 i'm not even going to finish reading that. I'm a trauma nurse and that makes me want to vomit. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 March 28, 2007 Quotei'm not even going to finish reading that. I'm a trauma nurse and that makes me want to vomit. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 March 28, 2007 Just cleaned out a huge blackhead on my wife's leg where she couldn't see it, dabbed it with antibiotic, and bandaged it up. Blood and pus all mixed up. Oh joy... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 March 28, 2007 I suppose it depends on where they are. For instance, I'm sure she can handle the ones on her face herself, but I once dated a girl that got them pretty bad between her asscheeks. In that case, it was actually in my own best interest to help her out with those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #20 March 28, 2007 QuoteJust cleaned out a huge blackhead on my wife's leg where she couldn't see it, dabbed it with antibiotic, and bandaged it up. Blood and pus all mixed up. Oh joy... okay, you guys just ran this woman off. You are NASTY!!! If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteyeap...same here. No partner, but hell no. Thats just nasty, they can pop their own zits. I agree. Yuck!! Well gee, see if I ever ask you to pop *my* zits!!! Walt Please don't Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 March 28, 2007 QuoteI suppose it depends on where they are. For instance, I'm sure she can handle the ones on her face herself, but I once dated a girl that got them pretty bad between her asscheeks. In that case, it was actually in my own best interest to help her out with those. Why? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #23 March 28, 2007 Because if I had a fetish for rubbing my dick around in blood and pus I would have become a priest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 March 28, 2007 The thread-killer has spoken! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #25 March 28, 2007 QuoteQuote What a pain in the a** this thing has been, not to mention, disgusting to look at. It is right below the underwear line, a few inches below my belly button, so it's like a nice swollen, pussy for some reason, taking this out of context makes me laugh. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
