NUDIST BEWARE

[lilDevil 2]

> A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
> takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
>
> A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
> erection.
> The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you
> call
> for me?
>
> The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
> here.
> Let me explain.
> It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
> for
> me.
>
> Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on
> a
> towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
> her.
>
> Later, the man continues to explore th e colony's facilities. He
> enters
> the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
> Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward
> him, "Did you call for me? " says the hairy man.
>
> "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
>
> It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me. The
> huge
> man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way
> with him.
>
>
> The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted
> by
> the smiling, naked receptionist,
>
> "May I help you?" she says.
>
> The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
> and you can keep the $500 membership fee.
>
> " But, Sir, " she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
> You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
>
> The man replies, " Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
> erection
> once a month.
> I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[freeflir29 0]

Ummm..............Yeah.............

[bazelos 0]

I'd got for viagra and a but plug to keep the gases in place

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.