warpedskydiver 0 #26 March 25, 2007 QuoteNo cause he is a gay pikey bastard who thought he was gonna get a hand job. How can they tell what colour he was unless they wash the dirt off minging little gippo Lee customs where mesmerised by my broad scottish accent well that and the fact they couldn't feckin understand me Just take him to the motororized skydiver wash, put him in a trolley and tell him it's fun. He won't realize what's up until it's too late and he is squeeky clean! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #27 March 25, 2007 Quit ya moaning, every time I fly in to Atlanta out comes the orange folder an off to the security office, An it's always a 6.6ft 2ton black man that asks loads of stupid questions, Have fun an eat loads of Tex Mex. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #28 March 25, 2007 QuoteWhen was the last time Ohio was flattened by a hurricane? Oh, thats right... Never. This is true, this is trueBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #29 March 25, 2007 Oh, fucking great. When did England start exporting "Weapons Of Mass Corruption"?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 March 25, 2007 A couple hundred years ago.... this is just the latest... enjoy (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #31 March 25, 2007 It was actally Detroit. I politely said after sitting for an hour in a room with no documents "would it be posible to know when i'll be seen, i have a flight boarding in 15 minutes and still need to go through check in" Fucker just said "your airline knows you are here, you will miss your flight." Fuckers all just walked around as if without a care in the world, it was so slow i had to bite my tongue. Then the women starts asking "wow, what makes you want to jump out of planes?" As i go to answer the dude with her obviously felt lke his position as big customs man with the gun was under threat so chimed in before i could answer "i've done 6 jumps!" I thought i was gonna lose all my hair that day. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #32 March 25, 2007 Oh shit! Poor Andy! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #33 March 25, 2007 All you had to do is say: "oh look a box of donuts!" and then slip away as the go look. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #34 March 25, 2007 QuoteWhen was the last time Ohio was flattened by a hurricane? Oh, thats right... Never.Tornados can be just as deadly as hurricanes, me thinks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #35 March 25, 2007 Tornados tend to be attracted to trailer parks and are over in about 5-10 minutes. FL is one giant tralier park. Oops, they are called "resorts" or "mobile communities". Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #36 March 25, 2007 Am i under the right impression that pinkfairy has some major crush on you? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #37 March 25, 2007 Did you remember to bring your Red coat?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #38 March 25, 2007 QuoteIt was actally Detroit. I politely said after sitting for an hour in a room with no documents "would it be posible to know when i'll be seen, i have a flight boarding in 15 minutes and still need to go through check in" Fucker just said "your airline knows you are here, you will miss your flight." Fuckers all just walked around as if without a care in the world, it was so slow i had to bite my tongue. Then the women starts asking "wow, what makes you want to jump out of planes?" As i go to answer the dude with her obviously felt lke his position as big customs man with the gun was under threat so chimed in before i could answer "i've done 6 jumps!" I thought i was gonna lose all my hair that day. thats what it was.....you opened your mouth!!!! Besides they probably wanted to give your seat to the stand by passengers - last time we flew in from mexico that is what happened to us - took us two days to get home.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #39 March 25, 2007 Quote FL is one giant tralier park. Oops, they are were called "resorts" or "mobile communities". fixed it for ya Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #40 March 25, 2007 QuoteQuote FL is one giant tralier park. Oops, they are were called "resorts" or "mobile communities". fixed it for ya Should the FL not be changed to USA is one giant trailer park? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #41 March 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote FL is one giant tralier park. Oops, they are were called "resorts" or "mobile communities". fixed it for ya Should the FL not be changed to USA is one giant trailer park? Just cuz we don't have old castles, doesn't mean that all our homes are mobile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #42 March 25, 2007 Unless they are near to a fault line..... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #43 March 25, 2007 QuoteUnless they are near to a fault line.....Or Tornado alley or the Haricane Highway that leaves what hmmm the stuff near CanadaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #44 March 25, 2007 Did you get a hold of old andy or the fat china man.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #45 March 26, 2007 Got hold of pops and told him what time im flying into Atlanta but i got the ticket on orbitz so dont have al the info i need right now. Like what gate etc. Just know its delta airlines but it has the flight number so with some scren watching pops should see what gate im getting out at and be able to find me. If not i'll go to a desk and say i've lost my dad and get them to find him over the loud speaker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #46 March 26, 2007 If all else fails i should be up there friday so just wait at the airport. Failing that rent a car you pikey bastard. The farm is about 45-60 minutes away. Just get on 278 and keep going. Or Jello Jay is always good. just be prepared, Atlanta airport is worse than detroithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #47 March 26, 2007 Anyone know the nuber where you can report an imigrant/forigner? What day were you flying in to Atlanta Andy? You think i am kidding dont ya .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #48 March 26, 2007 He wont go through immigration again until he leaves..That is if he leaves I wanted to leave 10 years ago but just could not justify going back to the UK for some reasonhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #49 March 26, 2007 QuoteHe wont go through immigration again until he leaves..That is if he leaves I wanted to leave 10 years ago but just could not justify going back to the UK for ANYreason Fixed it for yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #50 March 26, 2007 QuoteHe wont go through immigration again until he leaves..That is if he leaves I wanted to leave 10 years ago but just could not justify going back to the UK for some reason So what are you now? An illegal immigrant? Or did you marry Brandy so you wouldn't have to go back? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
