2fat2fly 0 #1 March 30, 2007 My internal edit button doesn't work sometimes-We went to see a friend's kid play baseball Saturday-Liz and I had noticed how inappropriately some of the mothers were dressed. I'm in the concession line talking to a guy I met in line when I noticed a lady in front of me wearing shorts way too short that said "Pirate Booty" across the ass. I turned to the guy adn said "Pirate Booty-That explains why they dug holes and buried it" way too loud. I thought the broad was gonna run me through. Does this happen to anyone else?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #2 March 30, 2007 I will admit to suffering badly from hoof in mouth disease "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 30, 2007 QuoteMy internal edit button doesn't work sometimes-We went to see a friend's kid play baseball Saturday-Liz and I had noticed how inappropriately some of the mothers were dressed. I'm in the concession line talking to a guy I met in line when I noticed a lady in front of me wearing shorts way too short that said "Pirate Booty" across the ass. I turned to the guy adn said "Pirate Booty-That explains why they dug holes and buried it" way too loud. I thought the broad was gonna run me through. Does this happen to anyone else? Some things should just be aired out in the open - I believe that was one of them. I'd have done the same. . . except after I would have asked her if she REALLY thoughtthat that looked good on her or if she was in a blind drunken stooper when she dressed herself.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 March 30, 2007 if she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass. not for any other reason then that it is tacky... and anyone that is wearing shorts with writing on the ass deserves any comments they get... in fact I'd go so far as to say they should expect them. seriously... she's got "Pirate Booty" Written on her ass... y'all are well within you rights to suggest that she in fact deserves a "sword" up her ass... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 March 30, 2007 Quoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass. not for any other reason then that it is tacky... and anyone that is wearing shorts with writing on the ass deserves any comments they get... in fact I'd go so far as to say they should expect them. seriously... she's got "Pirate Booty" Written on her ass... y'all are well within you rights to suggest that she in fact deserves a "sword" up her ass... Huzzah!!! Huzzah!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 March 30, 2007 Quoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass Sorry but I could not disagree more with this statement (At least the first Half of it!!). There are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Short shorts with writing or not should be HIGHLY encouraged for these women. It makes the world a more enjoyable place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 March 30, 2007 Quote I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. But this wasn't one of them Even back in my prime I would have passed out long before I drank her pretty....but, we're at a little league game-save the tramp wear for WalmartI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuote-save the tramp wear for Walmart Oh god... if I had a dollar for every tramp dressed like that seen at my local Walmart, I wouldn't ever need a job! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #9 March 30, 2007 QuoteThere are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Increasable ass? Does that mean its doomed to increase in size???__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #10 March 30, 2007 I agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #11 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass Sorry but I could not disagree more with this statement (At least the first Half of it!!). There are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Short shorts with writing or not should be HIGHLY encouraged for these women. It makes the world a more enjoyable place.I suppose I'm not saying there are women that I wouldn't want to see in that attire (i.e. short, shorts with or without writing on them) I suppose I'm more suggesting that if a gal is over a certain age and is wearing shorts with writing on them she should expect off color comments to come from men... not that making comments is really appropiate, polite, gentlemanly, etc (cause its not) but it shouldn't be a suprise... (that's all I'm saying...) Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #12 March 30, 2007 QuoteDoes that mean its doomed to increase in size??? Just add wedding cake. (Obviously a Typo.. I meant Incredible) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #13 March 30, 2007 QuoteI agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ. I meant to say that if a girl is going to be that inappropriate, she should have to put up with the unwanted comments. Of course, girls like that at the DZ are welcome!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #14 March 30, 2007 Edit button? What edit button? I turn mine off on purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #15 March 30, 2007 ALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #16 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA HAIL!! HAIL!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #17 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Hence - I hailed him - But he never replied . . . Maybe You should hail him. Better you than God - cuz God's hails hurt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #19 March 30, 2007 Thank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #21 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? I was thinking more of a "Lt. Sulu, hail the Klingons" kind of hail - but Heil works good too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #22 March 30, 2007 QuoteThank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS RISEN! //too soon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #23 March 30, 2007 Quoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass. not for any other reason then that it is tacky... and anyone that is wearing shorts with writing on the ass deserves any comments they get... in fact I'd go so far as to say they should expect them. seriously... she's got "Pirate Booty" Written on her ass... y'all are well within you rights to suggest that she in fact deserves a "sword" up her ass... I'll second that motion. Am I the only one who gets an unpleasant shiver up my spine when I see a twelve year old girl wearing short shorts with "JUICY" written across the ass? Every time I see that, I want to blow a lifeguard whistle and order her parents out of the gene pool.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 March 30, 2007 QuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substanceI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substance Tends to inflate the "Pirate Booty" pretty well too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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ChrisL 2 #9 March 30, 2007 QuoteThere are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Increasable ass? Does that mean its doomed to increase in size???__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 March 30, 2007 I agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #11 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass Sorry but I could not disagree more with this statement (At least the first Half of it!!). There are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Short shorts with writing or not should be HIGHLY encouraged for these women. It makes the world a more enjoyable place.I suppose I'm not saying there are women that I wouldn't want to see in that attire (i.e. short, shorts with or without writing on them) I suppose I'm more suggesting that if a gal is over a certain age and is wearing shorts with writing on them she should expect off color comments to come from men... not that making comments is really appropiate, polite, gentlemanly, etc (cause its not) but it shouldn't be a suprise... (that's all I'm saying...) Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #12 March 30, 2007 QuoteDoes that mean its doomed to increase in size??? Just add wedding cake. (Obviously a Typo.. I meant Incredible) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #13 March 30, 2007 QuoteI agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ. I meant to say that if a girl is going to be that inappropriate, she should have to put up with the unwanted comments. Of course, girls like that at the DZ are welcome!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #14 March 30, 2007 Edit button? What edit button? I turn mine off on purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #15 March 30, 2007 ALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #16 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA HAIL!! HAIL!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #17 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Hence - I hailed him - But he never replied . . . Maybe You should hail him. Better you than God - cuz God's hails hurt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #19 March 30, 2007 Thank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #21 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? I was thinking more of a "Lt. Sulu, hail the Klingons" kind of hail - but Heil works good too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #22 March 30, 2007 QuoteThank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS RISEN! //too soon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #23 March 30, 2007 Quoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass. not for any other reason then that it is tacky... and anyone that is wearing shorts with writing on the ass deserves any comments they get... in fact I'd go so far as to say they should expect them. seriously... she's got "Pirate Booty" Written on her ass... y'all are well within you rights to suggest that she in fact deserves a "sword" up her ass... I'll second that motion. Am I the only one who gets an unpleasant shiver up my spine when I see a twelve year old girl wearing short shorts with "JUICY" written across the ass? Every time I see that, I want to blow a lifeguard whistle and order her parents out of the gene pool.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 March 30, 2007 QuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substanceI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substance Tends to inflate the "Pirate Booty" pretty well too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Icon134 0 #11 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass Sorry but I could not disagree more with this statement (At least the first Half of it!!). There are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Short shorts with writing or not should be HIGHLY encouraged for these women. It makes the world a more enjoyable place.I suppose I'm not saying there are women that I wouldn't want to see in that attire (i.e. short, shorts with or without writing on them) I suppose I'm more suggesting that if a gal is over a certain age and is wearing shorts with writing on them she should expect off color comments to come from men... not that making comments is really appropiate, polite, gentlemanly, etc (cause its not) but it shouldn't be a suprise... (that's all I'm saying...) Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 March 30, 2007 QuoteDoes that mean its doomed to increase in size??? Just add wedding cake. (Obviously a Typo.. I meant Incredible) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 March 30, 2007 QuoteI agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ. I meant to say that if a girl is going to be that inappropriate, she should have to put up with the unwanted comments. Of course, girls like that at the DZ are welcome!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #14 March 30, 2007 Edit button? What edit button? I turn mine off on purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 March 30, 2007 ALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA HAIL!! HAIL!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA Hey, when a man's right, you just gotta let him be right. Hence - I hailed him - But he never replied . . . Maybe You should hail him. Better you than God - cuz God's hails hurt.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 March 30, 2007 Thank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #20 March 30, 2007 QuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteALL HAIL THE DZ.COM FASHIONISTA SIG HEIL!!! SIG HIEL!!! Happy now turtle? I was thinking more of a "Lt. Sulu, hail the Klingons" kind of hail - but Heil works good too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #22 March 30, 2007 QuoteThank you, thank you (takes a bow) and fuck y'all! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS RISEN! //too soon? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #23 March 30, 2007 Quoteif she was over 25 (or under 18) then she shouldn't be wearing shorts with writing her ass. not for any other reason then that it is tacky... and anyone that is wearing shorts with writing on the ass deserves any comments they get... in fact I'd go so far as to say they should expect them. seriously... she's got "Pirate Booty" Written on her ass... y'all are well within you rights to suggest that she in fact deserves a "sword" up her ass... I'll second that motion. Am I the only one who gets an unpleasant shiver up my spine when I see a twelve year old girl wearing short shorts with "JUICY" written across the ass? Every time I see that, I want to blow a lifeguard whistle and order her parents out of the gene pool.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 March 30, 2007 QuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substanceI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 March 30, 2007 QuoteQuoteJust add wedding cake. The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substance Tends to inflate the "Pirate Booty" pretty well too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
