Some dogs need a bath

[warpedskydiver 0]

I smell a wet dog and he needs to take a bath

No stink dog anymore I want him to take a bath

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

My dog runs right up and they have to hold their nose

I see a line of dogs and they all need bath

With flowers and my love the smell will not come back

I see people turn their heads and quickly look away

Like a fresh washed doggy it just happens evry day

I look at myself and see my clothes have turned black

I see my smelly dog and it needs to take a bath

Maybe the smell will fade away and not have to come back

Its not easy facin up when your whole house is black

No more will my pret-ty dog smell worse than you

I could not foresee this thing happening to you

If I wash him hard enough into a foaming hun

My love will laugh with me before the dryin comes

I see a clean dog and I want him to come back

No vapors anymore I want him to come back

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

My dog goo-ses them with his cold nose

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...

I wanna to see his black and tan very very clean

Black as night, tan as sand

I wanna see this one blot-ted very dry

I wanna see him bathed, bathed and wet, bathed, bathed and wet

Yeah!

[warpedskydiver 0]

Well I tried

ETA to the tune of "paint it black"

[Gene03 0]

Now it makes more sense.
I don't know if I like the "kindler, gentler warpedskydiver" or not.
What does sunshine think?

Go ahead and say it.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[ACMESkydiver 0]

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.