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Today I took a shower and was given disposable towels to dry off with. :S



Where were you? Jail ?

No, a truck-stop. B|



The truck stop Walt took me to gave us real towels. B|

The thing I noticed about Texas was that the public restrooms don't have toilet seat covers. None of them. :S Even in nice restaurants.
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Today I took a shower and was given disposable towels to dry off with. :S



Where were you? Jail ?

No, a truck-stop. B|



Please! Texans don't call that "a truck-stop"; They call it "Amarillo". ;)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Today I took a shower and was given disposable towels to dry off with. :S



...while everybody else was given nice, new fluffy ones.

Does that bring anything to mind?
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Man, don't they have ratings like hotels? Find yourself a 5-star truck stop. One that has a bevy of babes waiting outside for you....oh, wait...that's ALL of them, right?
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Today I took a shower and was given disposable towels to dry off with. :S



Where were you? Jail ?

No, a truck-stop. B|



The truck stop Walt took me to gave us real towels. B|

The thing I noticed about Texas was that the public restrooms don't have toilet seat covers. None of them. :S Even in nice restaurants.



Thats very easily explained. You see, in Texas, people here actually wash their ass.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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...bevy of babes...

aka Lot Lizards. :P



No no no . . in todays world, she would be known as a "Body Entrepreneur."
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Today I took a shower and was given disposable towels to dry off with. :S



Where were you? Jail ?

No, a truck-stop. B|



The truck stop Walt took me to gave us real towels. B|

The thing I noticed about Texas was that the public restrooms don't have toilet seat covers. None of them. :S Even in nice restaurants.



Meh, most places here in Alabama don't either. I just use a couple lengths of toilet paper on the seats. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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