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Lindercles

"The problem with communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished."

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The subject line is a quote from George Bernard Shaw.

So, holy hell people, could it be any quieter around here this afternoon?

Here's a little brush up on communication skills to help you out:

"I hate you" means "I really like you."

"Would I do something like that?" means "Of course I did it, doofus."

"Oh yeah, I am so turned on right now" means "You just did something utterly ridiculous that earned you lots of points for sheer hilarity, and you couldn't possibly be less hot right now."

"Holy shit you're really turning me on," means "Holy shit you're really turning me on."

It's really very simple. Now get to it.

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The subject line is a quote from George Bernard Shaw.

So, holy hell people, could it be any quieter around here this afternoon?

Here's a little brush up on communication skills to help you out:

"I hate you" means "I really like you."

"Would I do something like that?" means "Of course I did it, doofus."

"Oh yeah, I am so turned on right now" means "You just did something utterly ridiculous that earned you lots of points for sheer hilarity, and you couldn't possibly be less hot right now."

"Holy shit you're really turning me on," means "Holy shit you're really turning me on."

It's really very simple. Now get to it.



I Really Like You.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"I hate you" means "I really like you."



I knew it. ;)

I'm not going to have your baby though, I don't care how many times you ask me.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I'm not going to have your baby though, I don't care how many times you ask me.



There are machinations going on here that I am unaware of.



One drunken miscommunication and suddenly there are babies involved. I hate it when that happens.



The things that can happen when you mix alcohol and talking.

the things.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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One drunken miscommunication and suddenly there are babies involved. I hate it when that happens.



I just wanted to make your day less boring for you. How'd I do? ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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BTW your kids were in my dream too. Not that I have any idea what they look like



Was Robin Williams in it too? This is sounding a lot like a movie I saw once.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Which day, today or the drunken baby incident?



Today. Don't make me relive the drunken baby incident. Please, I beg of you. :|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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BTW your kids were in my dream too. Not that I have any idea what they look like



Was Robin Williams in it too? This is sounding a lot like a movie I saw once.



Was he your husband? And how is your Jaw?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In that case, yes, all those dirty PMs you've been sending me have made my day much less boring. Thanks.



Quit spreading rumors, it still won't make me have your baby.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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In that case, yes, all those dirty PMs you've been sending me have made my day much less boring. Thanks.



Quit spreading rumors, it still won't make me have your baby.



Does that mean . . .

OMG . . .

Can it be true?

It's mine isn't it?:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In that case, yes, all those dirty PMs you've been sending me have made my day much less boring. Thanks.



Quit spreading rumors, it still won't make me have your baby.



Does that mean . . .

OMG . . .

Can it be true?

It's mine isn't it?:|

She got it drunk first though :|:ph34r:

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In that case, yes, all those dirty PMs you've been sending me have made my day much less boring. Thanks.



Quit spreading rumors, it still won't make me have your baby.



Does that mean . . .

OMG . . .

Can it be true?

It's mine isn't it?:|

She got it drunk first though :|:ph34r:



Our baby?:o

Bad Mama!!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Our baby?

Bad Mama!!



That's what you get for going to bars and leaving me at home with your baby. Or, Linder's baby. Wait, now I'm confused. Was it a 3 way? :|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I dont have many mis communications, :)When I say Fuck off i don't like you..

I mean Fuck off I don't like you:|
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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