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Andy copeland needs a green card

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I thought a green card was a document showing that you can handle yourself around a golf course.

I think I have one of those: if I land on a golf course deliberately, I'll bring a green fork to smoothen out the tracks of my baseball slide or PLF of the green.
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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I've started a whip-around to pay for his return airfare, so far I've collected 31.5p (and a washer) and $6000 U.S



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(how many of these am I allowed to put in?)

That's the funniest stuuf I've read in AGES!

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Make that $6001
(yeah, I'm a cheap bastard but at least I can say I did my part.)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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i kid you not, He has known this ohio woman for about a week and already he is telling he loves her on the phone. WTF, Why did you Brits send him over. I have a feeling you will not be seeing him for a while. He's racked about 15 jumps in about 5 days here so he's hooked. The fucker did not bring be any pickled onions though



I read the title and found was perplexed to find out that . . . I'm Not Kidding here . . . That it was not Skymama making this post . . . i think I need more sleep.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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hey Katie we need some editing this week-end want to make some money



:D:ph34r:I'll think about it. Regardless, I'm flatteredB| Thanks so much for sharing your tips of the trade with me.



i only did it so andy could get a green card, i lived up to my end of the deal. now you have to. Sorry:P



I don't get it, you can work a complex machine like an editing deck for video work, but you can't do shit with simple still photo editing on the computer???

You fat slacker!!! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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i kid you not, He has known this ohio woman for about a week and already he is telling he loves her on the phone.

Why doesn't he just ask said Ohio Chick to marry him... and where the hell did he meet her... (cause I soo could fake a British accent... :ph34r::P)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Hey Turtle I saw that Ghuda brand at the store. I glanced and was like "that cheese brand looks familiar".:D:D



You saw the gouda . . . What did you think of the gouda?B|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So much about what Mr. CopEland needs, and nothing about Mr. Copland.

He must feel left out...

:(



So.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hey Turtle I saw that Ghuda brand at the store. I glanced and was like "that cheese brand looks familiar".:D:D



You saw the gouda . . . What did you think of the gouda?B|



Well since I was never explained the inside gouda joke, I didn't try it!:P
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i kid you not, He has known this ohio woman for about a week and already he is telling he loves her on the phone.

Why doesn't he just ask said Ohio Chick to marry him... and where the hell did he meet her... (cause I soo could fake a British accent... :ph34r::P)



God knows where he meets these women i tell you. May have to send the lad back as he is now drinking natural lite beer. A true fucking pikey. I don't know if he can handle the heat. He was going to come down to tally and work but the heat is kicking his ass, along with the piss water beer he keeps buying.
We'll see, Oh and he landed off the DZ last load saturday. :D
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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i kid you not, He has known this ohio woman for about a week and already he is telling he loves her on the phone.

Why doesn't he just ask said Ohio Chick to marry him... and where the hell did he meet her... (cause I soo could fake a British accent... :ph34r::P)



God knows where he meets these women i tell you. May have to send the lad back as he is now drinking natural lite beer. A true fucking pikey. I don't know if he can handle the heat. He was going to come down to tally and work but the heat is kicking his ass, along with the piss water beer he keeps buying.
We'll see, Oh and he landed off the DZ last load saturday. :D



What Turtle Heard:

Blah blah blah He's drinking Natual Light. Blah blah blah -

WTF is wrong with these brits coming to land of opportunity? There is real beer around. Drink it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I had some corona in the fridge and he was saying that is piss while drinking the natural. oh and he is drinking milwaukees best. He's staying in the camper this week, he wants to hit 100 by sunday. There better not be any piss water beer in the fridge when i get there friday.
He was telling me about the skydiving scene over the pond. No wonder he is here.:D
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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I had some corona in the fridge and he was saying that is piss while drinking the natural. oh and he is drinking milwaukees best. He's staying in the camper this week, he wants to hit 100 by sunday. There better not be any piss water beer in the fridge when i get there friday.
He was telling me about the skydiving scene over the pond. No wonder he is here.:D



Dude - we have got to get his priorities strait.

We'll have to get him sorted out, mate.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Oh and he landed off the DZ last load saturday. :D




no, he landed off the DZ on the SECOND-last load on Saturday.

Andy (the other one) and I landed off on the LAST load. (and with more style!).
Shimmel and Vince even got to ride ATV's to come find us. (after I wandered the trails in the wrong directions for about an hour or so) :D

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