turtlespeed 226 #26 April 5, 2007 QuoteI would say keep the first date fairly simple and have a definite end. If it is great you will both leave wanting more. If it sucks you know it will end soon. What - My idea was too complex? OK - Fine . . . Take her to the ice rink . . . that way you can always give her the slip if you need to.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #27 April 5, 2007 Good luck and all that, but if you'll listen to me and set your standards really low, you'll be much happier for the short termI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #28 April 5, 2007 QuoteGood luck and all that, but if you'll listen to me and set your standards really low, you'll be much happier for the short term Yeah, I should lower my standards (but I'm not ready to lower them to Burger King)."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #29 April 5, 2007 Always Marry an Ugly Girl Thats the only Kind! She will never Leave You And if she does, You wont mind. Now we make love to Ugly Girls, They dont want to quit Cause they keep on thinkin Its the last theyll ever get!! OK.. I will be hiding for a few weeks now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #30 April 5, 2007 QuoteYeah, I should lower my standards (but I'm not ready to lower them to Burger King). Stand by for a true story (sad but true) When I was in between wives I took a girl out to lunch at Fatz (think Applebees). When we walked in, she stopped and said "I ain't never been nowhere this nice"...or something like that. At that instant, I knew that I was getting laid. Aim low, score often-there will be time later to find a soulmateI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 April 5, 2007 Take her to a winery/vineyard. One of those places that has wine tasting festivals. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 April 5, 2007 Here is some practice for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #33 April 5, 2007 QuoteWhere to go, what to do ... What would do without the internet butters? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #34 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteWhere to go, what to do ... What would do without the internet butters? I would ask my family and friends (which I am)."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #35 April 5, 2007 Ok, in that case... Being able to cook a nice meal has allways worked for me in the past. If you have a place that isn't a total shit hole invite her over and cook a favorite meal of her choice. A bottle or two of wine should be on hand. Small weekend trips are great too... camping is great during the nice weather."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #36 April 5, 2007 QuoteOk, does anyone have any real ideas. Oral Sex.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #37 April 5, 2007 Chloroform and a hanky. Guaranteed to sweep her off her feet. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #38 April 5, 2007 Quote Oral Sex. While settle for just oral, when you can convince her to try anal. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #39 April 5, 2007 QuoteTake her to a winery/vineyard. One of those places that has wine tasting festivals. Yeah, dammit-Get her drunk. Always a good ideaI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #40 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuote Oral Sex. While settle for just oral, when you can convince her to try anal. Butt Secks?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 April 5, 2007 QuoteOk, in that case... Being able to cook a nice meal has allways worked for me in the past. If you have a place that isn't a total shit hole invite her over and cook a favorite meal of her choice. A bottle or two of wine should be on hand. Small weekend trips are great too... camping is great during the nice weather. That only works for a limited time . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #42 April 5, 2007 I have been dating the same girl for 5 years now, I wish it only worked for a limited time... Before when I was single it worked like a charm!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 April 5, 2007 Ok i'm having a serious moment now. One of my fave things to do is mini golf. It's always fun cause you can talk and laugh. Plus you're outside. Go in the evening around dusk. That way the lights on the course make it easy to see and keep playing, and it's also just dark enough that you can sneak in a kiss if the timing is right. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #44 April 5, 2007 QuoteOk i'm having a serious moment now. One of my fave things to do is mini golf. It's always fun cause you can talk and laugh. Plus you're outside. Go in the evening around dusk. That way the lights on the course make it easy to see and keep playing, and it's also just dark enough that you can sneak in a kiss if the timing is right. This is a great and fun thing to do.... If I'm looking for a "LOW" pressure date, this is always a first choice of mine. Unless of course you go with one of those crazy people who actually take miniature golf seriously.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #45 April 5, 2007 Does that mean that you'll let him play the back nine?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #46 April 5, 2007 How can you NOT take Putt Putt seriously?? If I PLAY, I PLAY TO WIN!!! Death to all that oppose me. NO Mulligans!! NO Do-Overs!! And if those 6th graders a few holes up dont speed it Up I am going to Play right Through their heads with this Putter!! Wanna Go Play Putt Putt next time I see you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #47 April 5, 2007 QuoteHow can you NOT take Putt Putt seriously?? If I PLAY, I PLAY TO WIN!!! Death to all that oppose me. NO Mulligans!! NO Do-Overs!! And if those 6th graders a few holes up dont speed it Up I am going to Play right Through their heads with this Putter!! Wanna Go Play Putt Putt next time I see you? How bout next Thursday night???? Oh wait, you do have a presentation the next day, I'd hate to send you to that with a golf ball indent in your forehead. That's okay, let's just head over to the go carts and see how it goes.... psssst, you may want to ask Frenchy how I race.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #48 April 5, 2007 QuoteDoes that mean that you'll let him play the back nine? Hell no. But next time you come to Ptown you wanna go mini golfing? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #49 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteOk, does anyone have any real ideas.you mean other then the ones J suggested? Cause he actually suggested some decent ideas... I meant other than strip clubs.Then may I suggest going back to look at his second post in this thread... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #50 April 5, 2007 I did and I like the ideas along with many others that have been given. I should have enough for a few dates and hopefully I can take it from there ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
