diablopilot 2 #26 April 5, 2007 Same thing happened to me once on a road trip. Those Gatorade bottles mouths are too small.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 April 5, 2007 QuoteSame thing happened to me once on a road trip. Those Gatorade bottles mouths are too small. Two Gallon Pickle jar is no honeymoon either! The vacuum caused by pullin' it off can make yer ears touch! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #28 April 5, 2007 I hear ya brother..them damn pickled egg jars are a tad on the tight side... My Q to popsjumper is.....why did ya stick in in there in the 1st place?? uncle pervy has a new friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #29 April 5, 2007 Quote W T F How dare you try to injure my friend!!! Water . . . Bah!! Now Beer . . . that would be better. ok, ok, you're right... Beer would be MUCH safer.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 April 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteGood point...I won't have to chew my arm off in the morning. I bet ya can't COUNT the times ya woke up with a chewed off arm under YOU! Three come-backs: - One of these days you may get lucky enough to have a woman at home and get to see who chews off ANY arm. - Jim, since you can't GET one, you can RENT one, you know. - Your last arm-chewer deflated herself. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #31 April 6, 2007 QuoteGet married, the penis will quickly shrivel to nothing as it realizes it's days are over That's how it got into the bottle in the first place. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 April 6, 2007 You should see the watch collectiohn I have...pullin womens Rolex's off the arm's left under ME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #33 April 6, 2007 Well, when Streaker and I are faced with this, or many other diverse problems, I take a mentos, drop it in a 2 litre bottle of pepsi, and QUICKLY, (this is the key QUICKLY) shove it up his A$$. It really doesn't help with the problem, but it sure takes his mind off of it, and gives me lots of laughs in the meantime..skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #34 April 7, 2007 See? You're much smarter than me...I've only been getting Timex. I should up the ante.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
