Thingy stuck in bottle

[popsjumper 2]

Ok I think I need help on this one. Got my penis stuck in a bottle and can't get it out. Tried everything, cold water, olive oil and nothing has seemed to work. Please PM me with any suggestions.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

Get married, the penis will quickly shrivel to nothing as it realizes it's days are over

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ok I think I need help on this one. Got my penis stuck in a bottle and can't get it out. Tried everything, cold water, olive oil and nothing has seemed to work. Please PM me with any suggestions.

Grab a sledge hammer . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Lindercles 0]

To paraphrase a song, "I'm a thingy in a bottle, baby. You gotta rub me the right way."

[keka 0]

hum.... post a picture for examination

http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org
PMS#551
I love my life :)

[ACMESkydiver 0]

-You know you're not s'posed to put your thingy INTO the urine specimen bottle, right?

If you go to the ER, take video!!! This we gotta see.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Thanatos340 1]

Take two Viagra. Bust your way out of it.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Take two Viagra. Bust your way out of it.

Is an airplane bottle still a bottle?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airtwardo 7]

Remind me never to go 'DRINKING' with you!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Thanatos340 1]

Find Chad.. Tell him to get the Chainsaw (OK... Wait.. Over Kill. Ask Hans for the toenail sissors and just snip it off).

Not like you use it anymore anyway.

[skymama 37]

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"I'm a thingy in a bottle, baby. You gotta rub me the right way."

It's very scary how your mind works.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[tmaricle55 0]

You are so not right!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[Lindercles 0]

You love it.

[2fat2fly 0]

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Remind me never to go 'DRINKING' with you!

Damn, I'd hate to have to pick up the Ensure tab for that outing

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[Scubadivemaster 3]

This is the reason I don't drink out of returnable bottles.

[airtwardo 7]

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Remind me never to go 'DRINKING' with you!

Damn, I'd hate to have to pick up the Ensure tab for that outing

Yeah okay...because it would be nothing compared to your usual drink tab!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[2fat2fly 0]

Don't knock it-three of those and a large pizza make a nice snack

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[airtwardo 7]

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Don't knock it-three of those and a large pizza make a nice snack

You're the only guy I know that needs a between snack, snack!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[PWScottIV 0]

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Ok I think I need help on this one. Got my penis stuck in a bottle and can't get it out. Tried everything, cold water, olive oil and nothing has seemed to work. Please PM me with any suggestions.

Duh, just drink a crap load of water... Then piss and let the pressure blow it off.

Gravity Waits for No One.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ok I think I need help on this one. Got my penis stuck in a bottle and can't get it out. Tried everything, cold water, olive oil and nothing has seemed to work. Please PM me with any suggestions.

Duh, just drink a crap load of water... Then piss and let the pressure blow it off.

W T F

How dare you try to injure my friend!!!

Water . . .

Bah!!

Now Beer . . . that would be better.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[popsjumper 2]

Hey! This is working out alright!

I've already has two offers from ladies to rub it make it pop out like a genie!

Ahhhh...the bad news...one of them wants payment.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Thanatos340 1]

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Ahhhh...the bad news...one of them wants payment.

Just remember.. You are NOT paying them for the ACT.. You are paying them to LEAVE once the Act is done.

Quite often, Money well spent!!

[popsjumper 2]

Good point...I won't have to chew my arm off in the morning.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[airtwardo 7]

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Good point...I won't have to chew my arm off in the morning.

I bet ya can't COUNT the times ya woke up with a chewed off arm under YOU!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[sunshine 2]

This is why you look in the chick's ass before sticking your dick in it. You just never know when one of them has already shoved a bottle up there. This trick has been going around with the hookers in Hong Kong for quite some time now.

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