shropshire 0 #1 April 6, 2007 Fess up and Pictures please (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 April 6, 2007 Meh, bottles have smooth sides and are easily removed. No big. Flowers, on the other hand, have little tiny hairs that you don't really notice until it's too late... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #3 April 6, 2007 I have some xrays of bottles and other things stuck up various places that I have had to retrieve. Whatta way to make a living"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 6, 2007 I'd be more interested in the excuses given (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 6, 2007 There was a story of a girl masturbating with an empty coke bottle, glass one from a few decades ago. The suction created by her vagina caused the bottle to jam shut to the point she couldn't pull it out. Mom found out about it, and as embarrassed as the girl was, they went to the doctor, who was able to drill a hole or use a glass cutter or something to equalize the air pressure, and it slid out without a problem. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 April 6, 2007 This is what we're after (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #7 April 6, 2007 QuoteThere was a story of a girl masturbating with an empty coke bottle, glass one from a few decades ago. The suction created by her vagina caused the bottle to jam shut to the point she couldn't pull it out. Mom found out about it, and as embarrassed as the girl was, they went to the doctor, who was able to drill a hole or use a glass cutter or something to equalize the air pressure, and it slid out without a problem. So in other words it's dangerous and not recommended ? Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 April 6, 2007 That's why the smart girls put the blunt side in first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 April 6, 2007 QuoteSo in other words it's dangerous and not recommended ? You need a D-license for that.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 April 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo in other words it's dangerous and not recommended ? You need a D-license for that. Restricted or Unrestricted? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 7, 2007 EndorsedMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 April 7, 2007 QuoteEndorsed Would that be a "BB" (Bottle Basic) endorsement? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 April 7, 2007 QuoteWould that be a "BB" (Bottle Basic) endorsement? You're on the right track. How about BS for Bottle Super-sized qualification. Only the pros could handle that.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 April 7, 2007 QuoteQuoteWould that be a "BB" (Bottle Basic) endorsement? You're on the right track. How about BS for Bottle Super-sized qualification. Only the pros could handle that. That wouldn't require a night jump, would it? Edit: We're both SO going to hell for this, you know that, right? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #15 April 7, 2007 A few years ago, an individual in my organization went to the ER with a mousse-can lodged in his rectum. Said he slipped and fell on it, but that doesn't explain the fact that said can was inside a condom. Word of the incident traveled like wildfire through the organization, even the career-field, to pretty much anywhere in the world we can go (which is a pretty short list). Idiot never lived it down . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 April 7, 2007 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #17 April 7, 2007 QuoteA few years ago, an individual in my organization went to the ER with a mousse-can lodged in his rectum. Said he slipped and fell on it, but that doesn't explain the fact that said can was inside a condom. Used to hear an apocryphal tale at Boeing (home of the world's best airplanes and FILTHIEST jokes), about a gentleman who showed up at an ER in need of having a hamster removed from his rectum. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #18 April 7, 2007 Enough with the " I heards" check out accounts from the ER here. Some funnnnnny shit in those posts. Warning, don't open it if you don't have an hour or more to kill."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
