micduran 0 #51 April 5, 2007 I'll give you one more AMEN!!!Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #52 April 5, 2007 * Get to know a girl, call her every now and then. Go to events that are important to her. *Establish a friendship *Teach her something new or do something nice for her. *Make her dinner, her favorite dessert, and a scary movie after establishing the friendship and calling her. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #53 April 5, 2007 Quote* Get to know a girl, call her every now and then. Go to events that are important to her. *Establish a friendship *Teach her something new or do something nice for her. *Make her dinner, her favorite dessert, and a scary movie after establishing the friendship and calling her. *Prepare to listen to her speach about how she feels comfortable with you and can talk to you and how you're never getting any because it would ruin the friendship bond that you shareI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #54 April 5, 2007 Quote*Prepare to listen to her speach about how she feels comfortable with you and can talk to you and how you're never getting any because it would ruin the friendship bond that you share DAMN! You beat me to it! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuote*Prepare to listen to her speach about how she feels comfortable with you and can talk to you and how you're never getting any because it would ruin the friendship bond that you share DAMN! You beat me to it! yup.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #56 April 5, 2007 Yep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #57 April 5, 2007 QuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. So is it that I'm just too nice then?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #58 April 5, 2007 QuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. LOL! J you are the best!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scubadivemaster 3 #59 April 5, 2007 Hmmm. While I am sure all that works, I think the question was really "How to get laid [without fooling with all that emotional baggage and crap, preferably without paying for it, or having body parts rot off afterwords]." We're looking for the "Penthouse Letters" answer, not the "Cosmo" answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #60 April 5, 2007 QuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. Will you be my mentor?"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #61 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. So is it that I'm just too nice then? No you're pretty much an arrogant bastard too!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #62 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteYep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard. So is it that I'm just too nice then? No you're pretty much an arrogant bastard too!!! g I've taught the padawan well. He's still got a long way to go. But he'll make it. I have faith. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #63 April 5, 2007 QuoteI'm sure that works if you are already in a relationship but doesn't do anything for us single people. (This is going to turn into a relationship advice column......) Well, I wasn't going to say anything about this, because I know how much I didn't like hearing it. And here is the word: Cuddle. You must cuddle the woman. You know the word. You may hate it. Learn to do it. Learn to be close without pointing an erection at her, or trying to get at her goodies. I'm sorry. It has to be said. If the question is, "How can I get laid more often?", and you want to remain single, then seek out a FWB or NSA type arrangement. They exist, but unfortunately, not always with single people. Be careful. On the other hand, if you seek a partner whom you can like, love, and screw, then my advice is to simply stop looking so hard. Don't let yourself ask questions like "What's wrong with me?" or "Why can't I find ______?" Ask yourself instead, "How can I attract the ideal person for me?" This will lead you to the conclusion that you must BE the type of person you want to attract. Then the ideal person will seek you out. Don't be surprised if the girl of your dreams asks you out. It kicks ass! Best of luck to you, and don't forget to put a helmet on that soldier. Dr. GatoT.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #64 April 5, 2007 Dr Gato: I try to be that person aforementioned, yet I end up being a jerk magnet. Please explain. I suffer Nice Syndrome. What is the cure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #65 April 5, 2007 *** Warning: I am Not a Doctor, But I play doctor whenever I find a willing Hottie patient**** QuoteI end up being a jerk magnet. Please explain. I suffer Nice Syndrome. What is the cure? Stop Dating Jerks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #66 April 5, 2007 Standing in for the good doctor...it's a numbers game. We assholes out number the good guys by ten thousand to one. It's no wonder that you've attracted jerks, it's just that you're so much more statistically likely to run in to jerks than good guys. it doesn't mean anything is wrong with youI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #67 April 5, 2007 QuoteDr Gato: I try to be that person aforementioned, yet I end up being a jerk magnet. Please explain. I suffer Nice Syndrome. What is the cure? All men are assholes. All you have to do is figure out which asshole you want to spend your time with. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #68 April 5, 2007 QuoteAll men are assholes And if they are not, You would get horribly bored with them pretty quick anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #69 April 5, 2007 I said I am a jerk magnet, doesnt meant I actually date them though. Why ya think I am still single when I got all this to offer? Dr J is that a thermometer in your pocket or you just glad to see me. (before anyone else says it- drum roll please- is that an oral or anal thermometer?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #70 April 5, 2007 Ah, Miss BlueEyes - The jerks will give themselves away in the little things they do. Unfortunately, you don't often see these thing until after you've spent the night with them. We may be a bit blinded by physical beauty and sexual attraction, and choose to overlook the things that should send us into Red Alert. I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Most of us (men) view our current reality through what I call the "Penile Filter." Information from the outside world is filtered through the genitals first, then it travels to the brain. Understand this. Some of us have learned to redirect the flow of information straight to the brain, but it is an ongoing struggle within my gender. This is a lot like skydiving - the idea of it is vastly different from the reality of it. The idea of being in love with that perfect person who totally gets you is so engrained into our culture, that we forget that we need to be friends in addition to being lovers. Call upon me anytime. Dr. Gato Edited to add: BlueEyes, I forgot to tell you, regarding "Nice Syndrome," just be sure that being nice is being nice because you absolutely want to, not because you think the other person will appreciate it. It also means you should NEVER, EVER be afraid to ask for what you want, because you know you deserve it. Focus on the fact that what you really want is happiness and love, show that to the world, and enjoy the fact that you are a strong, independent, and beautiful woman who has FREEDOM to do whatever you want. Hope this helps. T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #71 April 5, 2007 Buy a sheep-suit. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #72 April 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteDr Gato: I try to be that person aforementioned, yet I end up being a jerk magnet. Please explain. I suffer Nice Syndrome. What is the cure? All men are assholes. All you have to do is figure out which asshole you want to spend your time with. Bingo! I was a nice guy for many, many years, and always ended up in the "friend zone." When I became a bit of an uncaring dick things went much more smoothly. And I'm still a dick - just ask my wife. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #73 April 5, 2007 Quote*Teach her something new or do something nice for her. Like buttering her muffin?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #74 April 5, 2007 QuoteThere was a mistake in a post about dating ideas . . . Evidently, what was meant was - "Getting LAID Ideas" . . . So, what works best for you. Only the serious need reply. Crawl up a chicken and wait.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #75 April 5, 2007 QuoteDr Gato: I try to be that person aforementioned, yet I end up being a jerk magnet. Please explain. I suffer Nice Syndrome. What is the cure? Little bit of Turtle will cure that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
