livendive 8 #1 April 9, 2007 From the Police Blotter QuoteA woman living on Springhill Lane reported strange noises coming from underneath her house. After turning off all the appliances and putting her ear to the floor she said noises were being made by people from the "Underworld" who were burrowing under her house in an effort to get her to leave. She then said that her house had at one time been replaced by another house in the middle of the night and her original house was now being stored in an undisclosed location. She then said meat was periodically being stolen out of her refrigerator, particularly corned beef. A deputy wasn't dispatched to her location. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 April 9, 2007 Quote A deputy wasn't dispatched to her location. Of course not, why would they come.....she was out of Corned Beef! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #3 April 9, 2007 QuoteA "kid" was reported at a convenience store on West College Street for banging on the window after attendants would not sell him beer. A future skydive ? SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
