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ZigZagMarquis

When I grow up, I want to be a Moderator

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Why do you want to be a Mod?



First you get the power,

Next you get the money........


Aren't all those ex mods running around the world skydiving and living off the moderator retirement program?:D:D


LMAO:D
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Why do you want to be a Mod?



First you get the power,

Next you get the money........


Aren't all those ex mods running around the world skydiving and living off the moderator retirement program?:D:D


Power? Money? I thought they did it to get chicks :)
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Power is an illuision, there is no money.

They never bothered to tell me this until after they had me working already. :S



BUT he doesn't deny getting chicks ;)
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Why do you want to be a Mod?



Quite honestly, so I can lock threads that turn into pissing contests.

:|


You don't like chicks? :S

Edit to add: Not that there's anything wrong with that.....
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Power? Money? I thought they did it to get chicks



And what about me? I just found out last week that my greenie powers make me intimidating. After 4 years of doing this, now you guys tell me! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Why do you want to be a Mod?



Quite honestly, so I can lock threads that turn into pissing contests.

:|


You don't like chicks? :S

Edit to add: Not that there's anything wrong with that.....


Yeah, chicks rock, but do you think I'd be spending so much time on DZ.com if I had the chicks drippin' off of me... :S

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Power? Money? I thought they did it to get chicks



And what about me? I just found out last week that my greenie powers make me intimidating. After 4 years of doing this, now you guys tell me! :ph34r:



Greenie? Did you mean genie??? Maybe its the I dream of Genie outfit you wear to the DZ that intimidates folks??
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Power? Money? I thought they did it to get chicks



And what about me? I just found out last week that my greenie powers make me intimidating. After 4 years of doing this, now you guys tell me! :ph34r:


PLEASA ANDREA . . . you liked watching us cower under you . . .:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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PLEASA ANDREA . . . you liked watching us cower under you . . .



I know you, you're just waiting for me to bring out a bondage outfit and a whip. :P

I'm talking about that thread I started last week that asked what women do to appear unapproachable. Some of you said my sig line and/or Greenie powers!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Why do you want to be a Mod?



Quite honestly, so I can lock threads that turn into pissing contests.

:|


You don't like chicks? :S

Edit to add: Not that there's anything wrong with that.....


Yeah, chicks rock, but do you think I'd be spending so much time on DZ.com if I had the chicks drippin' off of me... :S



Anyway, the ability to stop sillyness is my fuel for my desire.

Don't worry, I'd only use my super powers for good.

... the scores of adoring hot chicks that would beat a path to my door because I was a moderator would just be a fringe benifit. :P

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PLEASA ANDREA . . . you liked watching us cower under you . . .



I know you, you're just waiting for me to bring out a bondage outfit and a whip. :P

I'm talking about that thread I started last week that asked what women do to appear unapproachable. Some of you said my sig line and/or Greenie powers!


How to answer that . . . ummm . . . Hmmm

OK - so is the bondage outfit still black or has it been replaced by a green one?

And . . . can you bring a paddle too? I MISS THE PADDLE.:)
I don't miss THAT many threads.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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PLEASA ANDREA . . . you liked watching us cower under you . . .



I know you, you're just waiting for me to bring out a bondage outfit and a whip. :P

I'm talking about that thread I started last week that asked what women do to appear unapproachable. Some of you said my sig line and/or Greenie powers!


And yet some of us didnt.
Lawsuits and jail time scare me.
Chicks with power excite me.
Whips and chains and, well... nevermind. :P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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