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turtlespeed

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I guess I won't tell you what the misrouted phone call from the clinic told me about today then...:o

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Whip me, beat me, make me bleed, Turtle's shell is all I need. :o

Oh, but... Wait... You can still reply via PM... :|


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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He craves attention.
I think he must be compensating for penile inadequacy.
Or something.

I think he swings both ways. Duality maybe?


That is all. :)



Thats the hate right there! :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I see London.....I see France.....now I want to see Turtlespeed's underpants! :o:):$














Just kidding people........as you were.......hehehe! :D:D

"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

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He probably doesn't wear any...B|




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I'm soooooo not visualizing that one.......:S
"Love is doing small things with great love."

Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492

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