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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



Gas Station Coffee & Powdered Cream.....breakfast of EX-Champions!


Pick me up a couple of those wooden donuts while you're there!










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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



Gas Station Coffee & Powdered Cream.....breakfast of EX-Champions!


Pick me up a couple of those wooden donuts while you're there!



Wait - I think I found my new dealer . . . After only 1.5 20 OZ coffees - I am buzzing a bit and my hands are shaking slightly - Doode - I HAVE found a caffine new dealer!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



That's great!

Good that you solved your problem, if not you could always have come over to my place. I'm broke, but at least I have the two essential things: toilet paper and coffee.

;)

(Edited for spelling).
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



That's great!

Good that you solved your problem, if not you could always have come over to my place. I'm broke, but at least I have the two essential things: toilet paper and coffee.

;)

(Edited for spelling).


WOW . . look at that - I spilled my coffee . . . where do you live?:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



That's great!

Good that you solved your problem, if not you could always have come over to my place. I'm broke, but at least I have the two essential things: toilet paper and coffee.

;)

(Edited for spelling).


WOW . . look at that - I spilled my coffee . . . where do you live?:ph34r:


I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

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So I solved my coffee problem . . . and I didn't have to go to Venti Land (Starsucks) . . . I found a nice locally owned coffee place - it's got a familiar name - it is called Exxon . . . I wonder if they are related to Mobile.



That's great!

Good that you solved your problem, if not you could always have come over to my place. I'm broke, but at least I have the two essential things: toilet paper and coffee.

;)

(Edited for spelling).


WOW . . look at that - I spilled my coffee . . . where do you live?:ph34r:


I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)


It was looking very promising until I got to #38[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I have the solution to your problem, cousin. Place your left thumb on a table. Take a hammer in your right hand and swing it in a high arc hitting your left thumb. Gauranteed to wake you up w/o caffine. :ph34r:

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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I have the solution to your problem, cousin. Place your left thumb on a table. Take a hammer in your right hand and swing it in a high arc hitting your left thumb. Gauranteed to wake you up w/o caffine. :ph34r:



They found the birth records huh?[:/]

Damn those firemen - >:(

Umm - no - I like PF's idea better.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|


Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|


Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE!


Yeah - Coffee and . . . Norwegian Women . . . lots and lots of norwiegan women . . .

I wonder if they're short.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|


Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE!


Yeah - Coffee and . . . Norwegian Women . . . lots and lots of norwiegan women . . .

I wonder if they're short.:D


and creamy? :S:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|


Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE!


Yeah - Coffee and . . . Norwegian Women . . . lots and lots of norwiegan women . . .

I wonder if they're short.:D


and creamy? :S:D


More than likely :)
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I hereby promise that if you, turtlespeed, came to my place in Oslo, I'd give you coffee. I have a bodum.

;)



Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . .

How's May for you?:|


Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE!


Yeah - Coffee and . . . Norwegian Women . . . lots and lots of norwiegan women . . .

I wonder if they're short.:D


and creamy? :S:D


More than likely :)
Blues,
Dave


I must investigate - Hmmm J and Turtle Adventure #(TBD)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Im broke and have some extra miles.

Also some Norwiegans came through here just a couple of weeks ago, said if we were ever in town, they'd show us how to party. :o

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Im broke and have some extra miles.

Also some Norwiegans came through here just a couple of weeks ago, said if we were ever in town, they'd show us how to party. :o



Turtle, J, and Hippie Adventure?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Im broke and have some extra miles.

Also some Norwegians came through here just a couple of weeks ago, said if we were ever in town, they'd show us how to party. :o





GREAT bunch of people...everywhere we went...ESPICALLY Voss!B|










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Im broke and have some extra miles.

Also some Norwiegans came through here just a couple of weeks ago, said if we were ever in town, they'd show us how to party. :o



Turtle, J, and Hippie Adventure?











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Im broke and have some extra miles.

Also some Norwiegans came through here just a couple of weeks ago, said if we were ever in town, they'd show us how to party. :o



Turtle, J, and Hippie Adventure?



I dont know that they'd let all three of us into the country at one time. :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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