2fat2fly 0 #1 April 13, 2007 It looks like delivery Pizza, Post whoring, and internet Porn tonight-I hope you guys are entertaining. Dammit, somebody say something funnyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 13, 2007 Its been slow the past three nights. Ive bailed about 9:30 every night. But by then Im good and drunk as hell. I love lamp. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 April 13, 2007 Quote no Pussy? Not until he gets back home! Poor little fella.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 April 13, 2007 Too many pussies around these daysDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 April 13, 2007 QuoteToo many pussies around these days BLASPHAMY! There's no such thing as too much. (when discussing quantity)Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 April 13, 2007 Thought you meant "piss poor protoplasm" - lot of that out there too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 April 13, 2007 Quote no Pussy? I'm many hours too far away from my wifeBut tomorrow night.........aw hell, I'll be so tired I'll probably just crashI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 April 13, 2007 Quote There's no such thing as too much. (when discussing quantity) That's not what my first wife thoughtI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote There's no such thing as too much. (when discussing quantity) That's not what my first wife thought Ooooh! That hurts.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 April 13, 2007 pizza's here-1 down, 2 to goI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 April 13, 2007 Hey yo... Thanks for taking me out to dinner yesterday. Always glad to help break up your boredom! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 April 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteToo many pussies around these days BLASPHAMY! There's no such thing as too much. (when discussing quantity) Shut up you nappy ass pussyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote There's no such thing as too much. (when discussing quantity) That's not what my first wife thought Did you tell her that you loved her and thanked god for giving her three helpings of pussy? Or remind her of the other two poor women who were running around with no pussy at all to make up for her's? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #15 April 13, 2007 What I told her was roughly "Hey, I always gave you first chance" No sense of humor in that girl at allI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #16 April 13, 2007 Quote It looks like delivery Pizza, Post whoring, and internet Porn tonight-I hope you guys are entertaining. Dammit, somebody say something funny I don't know...looks pretty tame tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote It looks like delivery Pizza, Post whoring, and internet Porn tonight-I hope you guys are entertaining. Dammit, somebody say something funny I don't know...looks pretty tame tonight. Im sorry cap'in! Im given her all she's got! accent>Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #18 April 13, 2007 Well, with the exception of you, Hippy. Actually, I have no idea whether or not things have been tame. I was just trying to get attention. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 April 13, 2007 Quote Well, with the exception of you, Hippy. Actually, I have no idea whether or not things have been tame. I was just trying to get attention. ah-ha! and attention you shall have.. at least until I fall over. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #20 April 13, 2007 Well, judging from your intact typing and grammar skills, you're a ways from the falling over point. What are you drinking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 April 13, 2007 Quote<> Sorry I was oogling boobies sent to me. then I had to feed the dog. Now, its back to the Vodka, straight. You?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #23 April 13, 2007 Hey, i thought this was about my miserable night, not your drunken lechery-I'm not feeling the love here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 April 13, 2007 Quote Hey, i thought this was about my miserable night, not your drunken lechery-I'm not feeling the love here Im such a thread hijacker... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
