2fat2fly 0 #76 April 13, 2007 Cell service sucks in the stadium so you'll have to remember to call and have him notified on teh scoreboard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #77 April 13, 2007 Unless I went into labor in the wee hours of the morning...it wouldn't do any good. Tailgating starts around 5 am...so he'd be just a little out of it if I was in labor anytime after that.*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #78 April 13, 2007 Isn't it something that your son has accomplished in mere weeks what you're still hoping for....visible genitals I've waited all night hoping someone else would take that joke but it's late and I need some sleep I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #79 April 13, 2007 Jen - hey Hun.. I just went into labor.. Ben - Well Cross your legs or something, it is only the 2nd quarter. Oh.. Can you get me another beer while you are up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #80 April 13, 2007 Quote Jen - hey Hun.. I just went into labor.. Ben - Well Cross your legs or something, it is only the 2nd quarter. Oh.. Can you get me another beer while you are up Something like that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #81 April 13, 2007 Quote Something like that! You beat me to it!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #82 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Something like that! You beat me to it! Im very very sneaky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #83 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Something like that! You beat me to it! Im very very sneaky! Nooooooo...not you!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #84 April 13, 2007 Quote Something like that! You beat me to it!Im very very sneaky! Nooooooo...not you!What are you doing out of bed? Dont you have to sleep for two now? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #85 April 13, 2007 Quote What are you doing out of bed? Dont you have to sleep for two now? I should be asking you that...aren't you supposed to be making a baby??? Seriously...I think I'm in the insomnia stage of the pregnancy. Now I can stare at you guys a whole lot longer when you're playing with Buddah!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #86 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote What are you doing out of bed? Dont you have to sleep for two now? I should be asking you that...aren't you supposed to be making a baby??? Seriously...I think I'm in the insomnia stage of the pregnancy. Now I can stare at you guys a whole lot longer when you're playing with Buddah! She went to be hours ago. and no, NO babies. I got no idea why Im still wide awake. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #87 April 13, 2007 Quote Jen - hey Hun.. I just went into labor.. Ben - Well Cross your legs or something, it is only the 2nd quarter. Oh.. Can you get me another beer while you are up You forgot "... and don't forget the lime please." Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #88 April 13, 2007 Quote I got no idea why Im still wide awake. Ding! *********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #89 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote I got no idea why Im still wide awake. Ding! Nope, nothing baked tonight. We only had fried foods. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #90 April 13, 2007 Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #91 April 13, 2007 Quote Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #92 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! I wonder who he'll look like.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #93 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! I wonder who he'll look like. Buddah! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #94 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! I wonder who he'll look like. If he comes out all green with a hard shell... i think you're gonna have some splainin to do! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #95 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Bah! I think it's better not to know! But congrats anyway! Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! I wonder who he'll look like. If he comes out all green with a hard shell... i think you're gonna have some splainin to do! Nah - i just won't be able to go to the farm anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #96 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I wonder who he'll look like. If he comes out all green with a hard shell... i think you're gonna have some splainin to do! Nah - i just won't be able to go to the farm anymore. Nah, you're a GOD, that's called immaculate conception! g g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
