porpoishead 8 #1 April 13, 2007 well the butterface thread got me thinkin, maybe some people got high standards, maybe some people are full of sheeeeeiiitttt!!!! so here's mine, early 90's USL days Laffayette,La her name was kim, aka the crypt keeper. yeah no fucking shit her face looked like the crypt keeper thing from HBO, but dude she had a body that just wouldn't quit!!! anyway here's one to kim, that ugly bitch, but damn she was good and being good was good enoughif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #2 April 13, 2007 I'm really not sure on this one. I don't remember her face...but she had hairy nipples (like big whiskers). That probably qualifies her as ugly. Still gives me the heebie-geebies.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 April 13, 2007 I'm sure most people on this board have "done" someone less than "hot". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 April 13, 2007 yo'mama scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #5 April 13, 2007 She could suck-start a Harley , but had a face like a pig . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 April 13, 2007 The worst i ever did was withoutI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 April 13, 2007 Quote The worst i ever did was without I havent done 'without' for... well.. umm... I guess 9 or so years, maybe more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 April 13, 2007 Considering the amount of time you spend away from home...you might want to rethink that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 April 13, 2007 turtle ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #10 April 13, 2007 Quote Considering the amount of time you spend away from home...you might want to rethink that No, it's more like how much time he spends on here. I think he must be into blowjobs because I really don't see the time for straight out fuckin. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 April 13, 2007 Quoteturtle OH SNAP! Sunny you're on a roll girl! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote turtle OH SNAP! Sunny you're on a roll girl! g Well at least she does admit to it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #13 April 13, 2007 a freind of mine use to sleep with just about any woman. It didn't matter how she looked. He use to tell me, "I don't sleep with ugly, ugly sleeps with me" If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 April 13, 2007 I only surround myself with beautiful people!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 13, 2007 Quote I only surround myself with beautiful people!!!! g At clubs where they wee on you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #16 April 13, 2007 Quote yo'mama damn you beat me to it!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 April 13, 2007 Myself.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 13, 2007 Quote Myself.Chris No Personal Attacks - you will get banned.Even if the little smiley face is there - it doesn't make it OK.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote I only surround myself with beautiful people!!!! g At clubs where they wee on you? Where glowing mangina's are a plenty and the required attire: red tutu, white stiletto ankle boots, white Michael Jackson jacket. Baileys in a shoe please..... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 April 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I only surround myself with beautiful people!!!! g At clubs where they wee on you? Where glowing mangina's are a plenty and the required attire: red tutu, white stiletto ankle boots, white Michael Jackson jacket. Baileys in a shoe please..... g So . . . you have been hanging out with J, huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #21 April 13, 2007 Quote a freind of mine use to sleep with just about any woman. It didn't matter how she looked. He use to tell me, "I don't sleep with ugly, ugly sleeps with me" yeah right, sounds like my boy gesser, he had this chick once with some serious issues going on with her teeth. we were raggin on him about it one time he answered "hey the best car I ever had, had a fucked up grill" and that was the end of that, after we almost died laughin at that stupid shitif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
