turtlespeed 226 #51 April 16, 2007 Quote Oh Jenn, I SO thought you'd succumbed to the dark side and purchased a BOB. Quote Oh heck no! With my luck the housekeeper would find it. Here ya go - This might solve your problem.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #52 April 16, 2007 Quote But, since I am a nymphomaniac Sorry, but that is funny!!! I thought the truth was supposed to hurt, not be funny. I can't help it. The first step to overcome an addiction is accept you have a problem. But, is that really a problem? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #53 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote But, since I am a nymphomaniac Sorry, but that is funny!!! I thought the truth was supposed to hurt, not be funny. I can't help it. The first step to overcome an addiction is accept you have a problem. But, is that really a problem? Nope...I don't think it's a problem at all. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #54 April 17, 2007 it would probably fall out, her purse is duct taped together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #55 April 17, 2007 Quote it would probably fall out, her purse is duct taped together. Hey now! You guys convinced me to get rid of that purse. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #56 April 17, 2007 Quote BTW, I was really hoping you had something more interactive in mind as far as the "substitute man" goes. I was just saying the other night that I'd like to have a husband on retainer--nothing full-time, just someone to send in to do the dirty work when I have to have maintenance on the car, or deal with the cell phone provider, or rake things in the yard, or remove creepy crawly critters. If you know where to get one of those, let me know. That sounds like a full time job to me. What are the percs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #57 April 17, 2007 Come to think of it, the car and cell phone alone could be 40 hours a week. . . . As for perks, well, I s'pose those would be negotiable. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #58 April 17, 2007 The percs are being in close proximity to Julie. She's a hottie. No joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
