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QuoteLook, why be the innocent. You know you banged popsjumper all night at the farm. Is this a pillow of to remind you of the good times you both shared with each other
Are you getting early altzheimers or somethin? He wouldn't get anywhere near me, remember?
Then he's obviously insane or afraid to disappoint you. You know, Troy is still single.....
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here, here!!!
mmmmmmmm....sex in the middle of the night.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm
And Jennifer, SCREW the housekeeper!!! Tuck it away somewhere in a spare purse if you're really worried about it.
That's okay. I can handle it myself.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
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Then he's obviously insane or afraid to disappoint you. You know, Troy is still single.....
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Troy is just a little bit too young, don't ya think?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
Jewels 0
Young, but then, I have a cousin who swears it's better to get them young and train them the way you want. I don't think training works. . . .
Edited to add:
BTW, I was really hoping you had something more interactive in mind as far as the "substitute man" goes. I was just saying the other night that I'd like to have a husband on retainer--nothing full-time, just someone to send in to do the dirty work when I have to have maintenance on the car, or deal with the cell phone provider, or rake things in the yard, or remove creepy crawly critters. If you know where to get one of those, let me know.
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QuoteYoung, but then, I have a cousin who swears it's better to get them young and train them the way you want.
I don't think training works. . . .
I wouldn't want to hurt the little fella.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
sartre 0
The little fella? Troy? He's over 6 ft tall...I think he can handle you.....
...........but maybe not, you little firey vixen!!
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LOL--I think he can handle it! Besides, his birthday is on Wednesday. He'll be a whole year older!
TPM Sister #102
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QuoteLOL--I think he can handle it!
Is he shaving yet?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
sartre 0
Did I tell you that when we were in Eloy the first time (the time you stayed with me) one of the girls from the coffee shop asked me if I was his mother?
I am so freaking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewels 0
She did NOT! I refuse to believe it. And there are many men around here who could vouch for your personal hotness. (Wait--not in the wrong way! You know what I mean.)
TPM Sister #102
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Did I tell you that when we were in Eloy the first time (the time you stayed with me) one of the girls from the coffee shop asked me if I was his mother?
You should'a decked her.
I get that question all of the time when I'm out with my friend Sarah. She's 40... ![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]"){kind=small}
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
sartre 0
You so funny girl!!!!
Now, you doing the daffy in the tunnel...THAT'S hotness!!!!
Now, you doing the daffy in the tunnel...THAT'S hotness!!!!
Jewels 0
Yeah, well, I think I look daffy-duck-ish. You, on the other hand, are a blonde little pixie and you JUMP. That's hot even if nothing else is--and I know better! You look great in a bikini, for example.
So, anyway, Jenn, I meant to ask what your therapist says the pillow will do.
TPM Sister #102
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Whatever!
What evah!!
I am jealous of your skills.
However, we digress. Let's get back to discussing Jennr8r's need for a BOB. Or Troy.
We're supposed to ask first? She usually liked being woken up that way.
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