Jewels 0 #26 April 16, 2007 Jenn and Troy . . . . Ooooo--Jenn--he likes Indian food. So you two could at least eat out together! (I can't remember whether your V-Day restaurant was Indian or something else. But, hey, Troy could be in charge of ordering.)TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #27 April 16, 2007 Quote Jenn and Troy . . . . Ooooo--Jenn--he likes Indian food. So you two could at least eat out together! (I can't remember whether your V-Day restaurant was Indian or something else. But, hey, Troy could be in charge of ordering.) I like a man who takes charge, but I'm afraid he'd be ordering from the kiddie menu. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #28 April 16, 2007 Awwww! C'mon, I think he's actually turning 35! (Is that right, Sartre?) And now he has his own gear and a B license, so he's officially one of the "Cool Kids."TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #29 April 16, 2007 Quote ... at Costco and it was only $10.39. They called it a body pillow, but it's the same size as a man. My physical therapist said I needed one. The best purchase you'll ever make!! And don't worry about the maid with the other purchase. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #30 April 16, 2007 I was going to confirm with you his age. He's in his damn 30's, so he couldn't possibly be my offspring. That's all I know.Ok, Jennifer, what DO you want in a man? I'm ready to be on the lookout for a hookup for you. Or ummm...true love, That 's what I really meant. BUT don't EVER get rid of the pillow. Never. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #31 April 16, 2007 Quote Oh Jenn, I SO thought you'd succumbed to the dark side and purchases a BOB. I'm a little disappointed....mmmmmmmm.....BOB.........mmmmmmmmmm I must say that was exactly what I thought too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 April 16, 2007 Hummmmmmm.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #34 April 16, 2007 Quote ... at Costco and it was only $10.39. They called it a body pillow, but it's the same size as a man. My physical therapist said I needed one. Hey can you get me one and ship it LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #35 April 16, 2007 Quote And it probably will be better than a man in the long run. It won't talk back to you or beg you for sex in the middle of the night. I need to get me one of those!! Body pillows that is! What's wrong with begging for sex in the middle of the night?Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #36 April 16, 2007 My man's better lookin' What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #37 April 16, 2007 I'm just as dissappointed as everyone else that it's not BOB The egg is the greatest invention known to woman kind Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #38 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote And it probably will be better than a man in the long run. It won't talk back to you or beg you for sex in the middle of the night. I need to get me one of those!! Body pillows that is! What's wrong with begging for sex in the middle of the night? Never said there was anything wrong with it. I don't really mind someone waking me up for sex. But, since I am a nymphomaniac, I don't mind sex at any given point in time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #39 April 16, 2007 Quote ... at Costco and it was only $10.39. They called it a body pillow, but it's the same size as a man. My physical therapist said I needed one. And you can add a strap-on dildo to it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #40 April 16, 2007 Quote [But, since I am a nymphomaniac, I don't mind sex at any given point in time. Note to self: Move sharimcm to the top of my short list of favorite DZ.com'ers."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #41 April 16, 2007 Quote Hummmmmmm.... A much better quality alternative: http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #42 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Hummmmmmm.... A much better quality alternative: http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp Is there something that you two are not telling us?? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #43 April 16, 2007 Quote I'm just as dissappointed as everyone else that it's not BOB The egg is the greatest invention known to woman kind Have you forgotten who posted this? I'm surprised that anyone thought that! I don't even know what an "egg" is that would be such a good invention for womankind. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote I'm just as dissappointed as everyone else that it's not BOB The egg is the greatest invention known to woman kind Have you forgotten who posted this? I'm surprised that anyone thought that! I don't even know what an "egg" is that would be such a good invention for womankind. An EGG is a BOB before it hatches! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #45 April 16, 2007 http://www.adameve.com/Vibrators/Bullets-and-Eggs-Vibrators/sp-teaser-tip-bullet-Vibrators-10879.aspx Here's an egg. A bunch of girlfriends gave one to me as a wedding present, along with a big box of other toys. It is the best invention EVER. I have since given one (not the same one!) as gifts to other friends. They have all appreciated the gift. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #46 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Hummmmmmm.... A much better quality alternative: http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp Is there something that you two are not telling us?? OK, obviously you've figured it out; Airtwardo and I were the models for the dolls."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #47 April 16, 2007 Becoming a skydiver has certainly proved to be an educational experience. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #48 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Hummmmmmm.... A much better quality alternative: http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp Is there something that you two are not telling us?? OK, obviously you've figured it out; Airtwardo and I were the models for the dolls. The square headed blow up passenger thing LOOKS like Twardo...one question: Have YOU been modeling long? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #49 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Hummmmmmm.... A much better quality alternative: http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.asp Is there something that you two are not telling us?? OK, obviously you've figured it out; Airtwardo and I were the models for the dolls. The square headed blow up passenger thing LOOKS like Twardo...one question: Have YOU been modeling long? That penis looks a tad small... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #50 April 16, 2007 But, since I am a nymphomaniac Sorry, but that is funny!!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
