turtlespeed 226 #1 April 16, 2007 . . . Shave your balls with electric clippers? A situation came up at the DZ this weekend involving this . . . just wondering.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #2 April 16, 2007 a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 April 16, 2007 So who made you the offer?I would say it would depend a lot on: - Their gender. - Their boinkability. - The probability that they might be holding a grudge. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 16, 2007 Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. So you don't mind hairy balls? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 16, 2007 Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. I agree. But it is always nice to have a little help grooming, no?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 April 16, 2007 Quote . . Shave your balls with electric clippers? Do they have attachments?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #7 April 16, 2007 I'd clip more than your balls you big hairy ass. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote . . Shave your balls with electric clippers? Do they have attachments?? like french ticklers or something? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #9 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. So you don't mind hairy balls? I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 April 16, 2007 Quote I'd clip more than your balls you big hairy ass. How YOU doin? Seriously . . . this one is NOT about me though. I had no clippings done to me at the dropzone or any other place on earth or the surrounding atmosphere.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. So you don't mind hairy balls? I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my But we would.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. So you don't mind hairy balls? I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my I'm VERY good with a razor. My wife lets me work on her. I won't let her work on me though... I've gotten nicked once or twice. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #13 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote a womans place is to suck and lick them not shave them. So you don't mind hairy balls? I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my I'm VERY good with a razor. My wife lets me work on her. I won't let her work on me though... I've gotten nicked once or twice. ouch! no...I see it this way, If a guy is going to be around my **** then they are going to be down there for a reason other than shaving. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #14 April 16, 2007 id do it... but without the guard and id nick your shit up real good, your testicles would be bleeding and badly shorn Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #15 April 16, 2007 Quote id do it... but without the guard and id nick your shit up real good, your testicles would be bleeding and badly shorn dude...if you're going to reply, reply under the right person. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my But we would. I've heard a lot of ladies in NV charge extra for that. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote id do it... but without the guard and id nick your shit up real good, your testicles would be bleeding and badly shorn dude...if you're going to reply, reply under the right person. What are you saying?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I didn't say I like hairy balls. I said its not my place to shave them. Just like its not your place to shave my But we would. I've heard a lot of ladies in NV charge extra for that. Why?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 April 16, 2007 Quote - Their boinkability. Pretty much ALWAYS the question in these types of matters! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #20 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote Quote id do it... but without the guard and id nick your shit up real good, your testicles would be bleeding and badly shorn dude...if you're going to reply, reply under the right person. What are you saying? but without the guard and id nick your shit up real good, your testicles would be bleeding and badly shorn uh...I don't have testicleshe should replied it under you. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 April 16, 2007 Quote uh...I don't have testicles Well, why didn't you say so . . . You can use mine if you'd like.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 April 16, 2007 Quote uh...I don't have testicleshe should replied it under you. Well obviously you need to post a larger version of your avatar. (hint...hint)."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #23 April 16, 2007 Quote Quote uh...I don't have testicles Well, why didn't you say so . . . You can use mine if you'd like. no...you can keep them...I am very happy with my lips. They're nice and smooth and look a whole hell of a lot better then balls. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 April 16, 2007 Quote They're nice and smooth and look a whole hell of a lot better then balls. MY vote for understatement of the year! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 April 16, 2007 It was more like a "User Friendly" kinda offer . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
