Blackberry outages affect North America... (Peter involuntarily convulses...)

[ntrprnr 0]

Anyone who's ever seen me at the Ranch or at a Boogie knows how serious my addiction is. So imagine how bad it was last night, when I landed at MSP for a connection to LGA and as soon as the wheels touched, turned on my Berry... to... NOTHING.

Blackberrys down across US/North America

It was not a good night. And you could hear everyone on the plane - "Can you get a signal? No. Can you get data? No. What? Me neither..."

Shudder...

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[stitch 0]

I read this as Blackberry outrages.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Scoop 0]

I was skeptical about them at first but now I couldn't be without my BlackBerry at work. To not have use for the day would kill me!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

I'm not surprised at all that you had CrackBerry withdrawals, but I bet you drove better without the distraction

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[swedishcelt 0]

Unplug Peter, breathe deep sweety, you'll be okay. It'll be good for you. It was only for a little while.

[weegegirl 2]

That's sad. *HUGS*

Okay, now I'm going to take this opportunity to say.... PUT THE SHIT AWAY!!!!! There is nothing worse than that one friend at the bar who will NOT stop thumbing through messages while you try to hang out. santiago! Straight up ghetto un-fabulous! Leave it in the car dorks!

-with love

[swedishcelt 0]

Be nice, it's just like any other addiction. Peter needs our love and support right now, rehab is hard.





It's like God planned his own intervention
for the millions of blackberry addicted geeks out there.

Call it a little tiny preview of hell.

[wildcard451 0]

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That's sad. *HUGS*

Okay, now I'm going to take this opportunity to say.... PUT THE SHIT AWAY!!!!! There is nothing worse than that one friend at the bar who will NOT stop thumbing through messages while you try to hang out. santiago! Straight up ghetto un-fabulous! Leave it in the car dorks!


Why can I easily see him doing this?

Thinking about crackberry addicts makes me want to get rid of my Cable TV even more.
-with love

[weegegirl 2]

Hey Crackhead... make sure you are at the dz on the 28th! BIG PARTY! Foster's going away party. Gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[BillyVance 35]

And so the phrase "Blackberry Rage" was coined...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[wildcard451 0]

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Hey Crackhead... make sure you are at the dz on the 28th! BIG PARTY! Foster's going away party. Gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Can't. Working. Sucks.

[weegegirl 2]

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Hey Crackhead... make sure you are at the dz on the 28th! BIG PARTY! Foster's going away party. Gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Can't. Working. Sucks.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[wildcard451 0]

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Hey Crackhead... make sure you are at the dz on the 28th! BIG PARTY! Foster's going away party. Gonna be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Can't. Working. Sucks.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

May be up sunday after I get off.

[weegegirl 2]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I LOVE ME SOME BRANDON!

and hey... stop pissing people off dork!



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[Slappie 9]

What's a Blackberry? Why is there an outage? I thought Blackberries were something you picked as a kid and grandma made a pie with um...

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[wildcard451 0]

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What's a Blackberry? Why is there an outage? I thought Blackberries were something you picked as a kid and grandma made a pie with um...

Mmmmm Pie....got any punch?

[Slappie 9]

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What's a Blackberry? Why is there an outage? I thought Blackberries were something you picked as a kid and grandma made a pie with um...

Mmmmm Pie....got any punch?

I could pull up PsychoBob's punch recipe. It would be fun.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Armour666 0]

Once the DT's subside as you get some messages out and you've gotten your next fix. It’s time to thinking about taking my 12 step crack berry addiction program.

It comes at a reasonable cost and is open to all affected by this addiction!!!! My treatment will solve the following conditions
Crack berry addiction, Postwhoring, Chronic masturbation (dependent of severity you may be ask to sit by your self and not touch anything), Workplace stress, Sever in-law interaction, Job dissatisfaction, Crabs, Depression, Loneliness, Boredom, Piles, pigeon toe, Camel toe, virginity, Halitosis, cramps, menopause, erectile dysfunction, dyslexia, Antisocial Personality Disorder, delusions of grandeur, Narcissistic Personality Disorder,

I will find some quack doctor (since I'm not licensed as one) to get this charged through your medical insurance. The following will take place.

Step one
Call my addiction hot line and pay the initial prescribed fee!!!

Step two
Once I arrive at your location hand over your device to me

Step three
Get in the Limo (See there is advantages to having it charged to the insurance company )

Step four
Gear up

Step five
Get on the plane

Step six
Exit at 13500

Step seven
Repeat previous three steps till sunset

Step Eight
Consume beverages of an intoxicating nature

Step nine
Sleep

Step ten
Wake up

Step eleven
Repeat Previous seven steps

Step twelve
You are now cured!!

The number of days required for treatment will vary (mostly dependent on how much your insurance company will fork over.) Best results take place in a group therapy setting with others afflicted patients.

(The people partaking in this program I or other assisting in facilitating will not be held responsible for hangovers, coyote uglies, enlarged livers, male pattern baldness, personal emissions on aircrafts, replacement of underwear lost at some hookups trailer, soreness from passing out in ditches, under picnics tables or awkward positions on the lawn chairs.)

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[ntrprnr 0]

If only it was that easy...

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"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[Armour666 0]

That’s ok depending on the severity can have hired thugs intervene in the human/device separation process

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[wildcard451 0]

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If only it was that easy...

Damn man, that's just sad.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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If only it was that easy...

I'd be totally lost without my MDA. I wouldn't remember where I'm going, who I'm s'posed to meet when I got there, or what the purpose of my visit was.

-And damn Peter I'd be FREAKED OUT to have my lifeline that close to an open door of an aircraft!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[normiss 900]

I'd PAY you to take MINE!!!


God I hate electronic fucking leashes!!!!

[monkycndo 0]

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I'd PAY you to take MINE!!!


God I hate electronic fucking leashes!!!!

But I hear you like the leather ones.

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[Icon134 0]

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If only it was that easy...

Wow... I um... you know... there's a place I go on vacation that I have relatively poor reception on my phone... and I love it!!! that's right I think its great that people can't get in touch with me!!!

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...