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LisaH

Too much stuff!

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The junk thread got me thinking.

I have too much stuff. Stuff everywhere. Every room is full of stuff. And my dad keeps sending me more stuff. How am I supposed to move with all of this stuff.

This stuff has to go. I don't want it anymore.
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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All ya' need are trash bags and a dumpster. It's nice to give the good stuff to the po folks...but you can usually carry that to 'em in a trash bag too. Glad we have glad.
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Just burn it all.

Watch out you might get what you're after
Cool babies strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

Here's your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, Maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire

All wet hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown dreams walking in broad daylight
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees
Burning down the house

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame

My house S'out of the ordinary
That's might Don't want to hurt nobody
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet
Burning down the house

No visible means of support and you have not seen nuthin' yet
Everything's stuck together
I don't know what you expect starring into the TV set
Fighting fire with fire

:P

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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It was one of my favorite songs in college.

It was even used in "Revenge of the Nerds" when the jocks burned down their fraternity via a flame-blower. :D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?


Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! B|


As long as you're givin it away for free! :ph34r:
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?


Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! B|


As long as you're givin it away for free! :ph34r:


Sale doesn't = free. :P

Oh, my snake is free. Anyone want her?
Be yourself!
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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?


Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! B|


Sale doesn't = free. :P

As long as you're givin it away for free! :ph34r:


Umm... I couldnt have put it any better! :S:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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It was one of my favorite songs in college.

It was even used in "Revenge of the Nerds" when the jocks burned down their fraternity via a flame-blower. :D



Ever see the episode of "Home Improvement" when they played it on the set of the show using assorted tools? :D I tried to find a video of that version, but couldn't.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?


Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! B|


Sale doesn't = free. :P

As long as you're givin it away for free! :ph34r:


Umm... I couldnt have put it any better! :S:D


:P Fixed it.
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?


Oh, you're going to come see us? :o:)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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It was one of my favorite songs in college.

It was even used in "Revenge of the Nerds" when the jocks burned down their fraternity via a flame-blower. :D



Ever see the episode of "Home Improvement" when they played it on the set of the show using assorted tools? :D I tried to find a video of that version, but couldn't.


I think I've seen that one, been a while though. It's one of the funniest sitcoms ever! :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Don't have time for that. I'll just give it away. :)



So where am I booking a ticket?

Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! B|

Sale doesn't = free. :P

As long as you're givin it away for free! :ph34r:

Umm... I couldnt have put it any better! :S:D

:P Fixed it.

Now Ive got ya for blank postin, AND fixin it. B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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If you were a guy, I would suggest you get divorced. That's how a lot of my friends have gotten rid of half of their stuff.:S

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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If you were a guy, I would suggest you get divorced. That's how a lot of my friends have gotten rid of half of their stuff.:S



You can suggest divorce to a woman too. And tell her to leave half of the stuff. Then he's stuck with shit he doesn't want or need. :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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If you were a guy, I would suggest you get divorced. That's how a lot of my friends have gotten rid of half of their stuff.:S



You can suggest divorce to a woman too. And tell her to leave half of the stuff. Then he's stuck with shit he doesn't want or need. :D


Unless he cleans the house out of his half first THEN file for divorce. ;)

But it usually doesn't work that way, if he's a homeowner. A man's home is his castle, so to speak, and damned if he's gonna give it to the ex-wife. :S
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If you were a guy, I would suggest you get divorced. That's how a lot of my friends have gotten rid of half of their stuff.:S



You can suggest divorce to a woman too. And tell her to leave half of the stuff. Then he's stuck with shit he doesn't want or need. :D


Unless he cleans the house out of his half first THEN file for divorce. ;)

But it usually doesn't work that way, if he's a homeowner. A man's home is his castle, so to speak, and damned if he's gonna give it to the ex-wife. :S


I meant half of her stuff. Ooops. ;)
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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