Pick your fantasy

[guppie01 0]

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20??? Must be some really gay cabana boys for 20 to be there at once for your every "whim"

We're not talking just sexual whims.... I said every whim.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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OMG, is she okay?

[gonzalesna 1]

A guy walks into a bar and there's a pirate sitting there downing a beer.

The guy walks up to the pirate and says, "WOW! You're a real pirate!!! You've got the peg leg, the eyepatch, AND the hook. So, you probably get this all the time, but How'd it happen???"

The pirate downs the last 1/4 of his beer, signals for another, and says, "YARRR, got this here peg leg after a cannon ball took the lower part of me leg clean off at the knee." The pirate takes another big swig of his beer and then says, "Lost me hand when I was in the rowboat goin' ashore. Shark came outta nowhere and bit it off faster than you can say Blackbeard."

The man is astonished, saying, "That's unbelievable! So how'd you get the eyepatch? Gun? Sword?"

The pirate cuts him off and says, "No, no, no... It was the first day with the hook and a seagull shit in me eye!"

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[BelskyBlueEyes 0]

Me too, me too! Think you can spare a few of those 20 boys for some of my whims?

[Scoop 0]

Filthy milf definately

Also please don't forget my pikey fetish. Nasty chav girls with filthy attitudes

[lawrocket 3]

Hmm. I've been with a librarian. Probably the real startpoint to my admiration of women in glasses.

Done the nurse thing. There's something about a woman with knowledge of the human body and the education and experience to give "very tender loving care" and make everything feel nice.

Then again, for a real experience, look for a lawyer. They are excellent at screwing! I was so impressed, I married one.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Buried 0]

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Then again, for a real experience, look for a lawyer. They are excellent at screwing!

well at least they are good for something

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[tbrown 26]

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Pirates

Aaaarg, though they sail the seven seas, many are blown ashore.

My friends milfs are into their seventies now, but I do remember some hot ones from long ago. They sure didn't become mommies sittin' home squezin' their knees together.

An old west bawdy house, ala "Deadwood" has its attractions.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[popsjumper 2]

I was forced to vote for:
That younger girl [or guy] that shows you how it is done

I'm old enough that ALL girls are younger and it's been so long I've forgotten how it's done.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[lilDevil 2]

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Gee what is wrong with just going after any fantasies you might want to indulge in...

As long as they're done with willing partners, and don't involve infidelity or underage children...

How about Sheep?

Thats considered normal in some countrys lol

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Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[virgin-burner 1]

dayum, i was with a nurse, the actual ond only reason why i entered the nationwide BDSM-club..

one time, i had not only one, but TWO fists IN that woman.. quite amazing, but she wasnt only tall and rather wide, but also from ex-east-end-germany, also referred to as the DDR..

amazing story anyway..

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