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Worst Pizza Order Ever! (not company)

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So... what was your worst pizza order ever?

A month ago, my wife brought home a Philly Cheese Steak pizza. :S

I should have kicked her out for the night. :|

So, what's your worst?
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So... what was your worst pizza order ever?

A month ago, my wife brought home a Philly Cheese Steak pizza. :S

I should have kicked her out for the night. :|

So, what's your worst?



Dominoes. Barf.
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In general pizza is like sex; There is great pizza, and average pizza, but I don't recall ever having bad pizza.:P

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not the company, the pizza topping combination. :P

On your tangent, I don't like Pizza Hut. Waaaay too much grease.



Pineapple with bell pepper. Some of the girls where I work like that. Those flavors do not mix well.
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yuck... well that would still be better than ANY pizza with anchovies! B|B|B|



What's wrong with little fishies?


I actually tried them...once. They weren't nearly as fishy as I expected; The real problem was the salt; AACKKKK!!! It was like biting into a block of salt. No thanks.:P
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not the company, the pizza topping combination. :P

On your tangent, I don't like Pizza Hut. Waaaay too much grease.



Pineapple with bell pepper. Some of the girls where I work like that. Those flavors do not mix well.


Fruit does NOT belong on pizza. Ever.
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yuck... well that would still be better than ANY pizza with anchovies! B|B|B|



What's wrong with little fishies?


I actually tried them...once. They weren't nearly as fishy as I expected; The real problem was the salt; AACKKKK!!! It was like biting into a block of salt. No thanks.:P


I can't stand 'em for the exact same reason.

As for bad pizza...I only eat Pizza Hut, Domino's, etc if desperate or someone else bought it. Round Table is decent, as is that mall-thing (Sbarro I think it's called), but I generally prefer quality non-chain pies.

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not the company, the pizza topping combination. :P

On your tangent, I don't like Pizza Hut. Waaaay too much grease.



Pineapple with bell pepper. Some of the girls where I work like that. Those flavors do not mix well.


Fruit does NOT belong on pizza. Ever.


WHAT? Pineapple with CANADIAN bacon is great.:P
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Fruit does NOT belong on pizza. Ever.

Warm fruit is nasty. I agree.



And now we can go into the is-a-tomato-a-fruit-or-vegetable discussion.:P
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yuck... well that would still be better than ANY pizza with anchovies! B|B|B|



What's wrong with little fishies?


I actually tried them...once. They weren't nearly as fishy as I expected; The real problem was the salt; AACKKKK!!! It was like biting into a block of salt. No thanks.:P


Yes, they are way too salty.
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In general pizza is like sex; There is great pizza, and average pizza, but I don't recall ever having bad pizza.:P



Mmmm...not so sure. When I was in college at the University of Cincinnati there was a place that did a Monday night "Bearcat special" where a huge pizza (16"x36" or so) delivered to any dorm on campus was only $10. The thing had 4" wide pepperonis and was just a hell of a lot of pizza, but the sauce was so acidic you knew long before your first bite that you were in for a hellish night of indigestion and usually more. I'll be damned though if I didn't eat one just about every Monday night of my one year in the dorm. That pizza was ass, really no redeeming factor about it other than you could split it with a few people and get a buttload of nasty pizza for cheaper than you could go to Taco Bell.
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When I was going to University, there was a little Cesars across the street that ran a $5 medium peperoni, all day, every day, no limits special. It was on a cardboard crust, used about 5 tbsp of sauce, and usually about 6 tiny ass pieces of peperoni. As far as taste was concerned, $5 was a rip-off. However, it did fill you up, and didn't require cooking. Needless to say, there was usually a stack of empty boxes beside my garbage several feet high.
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Pizza is always good if you order what you like on it!;)

I'm a picky eater so I haven't had a bad pizza order but those Totinos Party Pizzas taste terrible. Like a saltine w/ ketchup.

Today I ordered Pizza Hut, mmm so greasy, and delivery took like 50 minutes but my parents were over so it flew. The guy walks up and explains the reason it took so long. Their computer system went down so they never ran my card. The pizza was done so they brought it over.

Free pizza! Heck yeah. I kicked the driver a nice tip and off he went.

Billy, a lot of my friends love the Philly Cheese Steak pizza but I won't even try it. How great of steak can that place have?

Chris



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not the company, the pizza topping combination. :P

On your tangent, I don't like Pizza Hut Slut. Waaaay too much grease.



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"new york style" from Pizza Hut. It was the greasiest thing I have ever seen. Terrible. FWIW, I love Papa Johns.



Papa Johns is my favorite as well. :)
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