normiss 898 #1 April 19, 2007 My current fav: KIA - Korean Imitation Automobile some others..... MARTA, Delta, Ford...... www.businessballs.com/acronyms.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 April 19, 2007 FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Roadside Dead! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #3 April 19, 2007 I always liked DELTA - Don't Ever Leave The Airport "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 April 19, 2007 Years ago, I had a list of acronyms, some 100 of them in all, even most of the auto makes, as well as other names like FBI, CIA, etc... I sure wish I'd kept that list. There were some really good ones. A bad one I remember was this one: KKK - Kissing Kleptomaniac Killers."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #5 April 19, 2007 FORD: Fuckin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge. PONTIAC: Poor Ol' N*****r Thinks Its A Cadillac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 April 19, 2007 TSA: Talking and Standing Around. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 April 19, 2007 FBI = Fuckers, Bastards and Idiots. Sorry, couldn't think of anything better. Or this one: Fat Bastards Incorporated. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 April 19, 2007 Quote FORD: Fuckin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge. PONTIAC: Poor Ol' N*****r Thinks Its A Cadillac. ________________________________ Easy! I drive a Didge P/U! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #9 April 19, 2007 SABENA such a a bloody experience, never again LUFTHANSA let us f*ck the hostess as no stewart available NASA need another seven astronauts NAVY- Never Again Volunteer Yourself MARINE- Muscles Are Required, Intelligence not essential ARMY- Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet Boeing Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens Macintosh Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs MICRO$OFT Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology WINDOWS Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Spacescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #10 April 19, 2007 Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #11 April 19, 2007 One of mine I learned over 40 years ago and is still current. NCO As in the Army non commisioned officer. Actually NO CHANCE OUTSIDE. As Jethro used to say "I'll put my Sixth grade education to use and do some CYPHERIN .It was said" I kant spill sergint but I are one" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 April 19, 2007 Quote Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere _______________________ Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #13 April 19, 2007 Not exactly what you are looking for here, but somewhat related. I remember my high school 11th grade biology teacher told us this to help remember scientific classification (we smarty pants classes got away with some things...) KPCOFGS "Kinky People Cry Out For Great Sex" Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species I will never forget that ever, and I learned that 23 years ago!!! (holy crap I am that old??) Aint that special to be teaching 16 yr olds. ha ha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #14 April 19, 2007 FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Repair SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Upgrowing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 April 19, 2007 NAVY Never Again Volunteer YourselfYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 April 19, 2007 QuoteFUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Repair I thought it was beyond All recognitionYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #17 April 19, 2007 electronics was similar...resistor ratings are color coded: Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly...black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, grey, white I've learned LOTS of them in IT and networking too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #18 April 19, 2007 I like TLA (three letter acronym), mainly for the exquisite irony that it's not actually an acronym (and neither are most of terms to which it's applied)! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadCone 0 #19 April 19, 2007 Quote My current fav: KIA - Korean Imitation Automobile some others..... MARTA, Delta, Ford......www.businessballs.com/acronyms.htm For the moment, it's in my sig: Turn off the internet! Join Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety! --Head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #20 April 19, 2007 Iowa I Owe the World an Apology or Idiots Out Walking Around Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 April 19, 2007 Quote Quote For the moment, it's in my sig: Turn off the internet! Join Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety! --Head CUNTFLAPS??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #22 April 19, 2007 F.U.C.K. Friends University Of Central Kansas. They Changed their name in the 1970's, but if youo drive by their Campus in Wichita, well, the old Main gate (circa 1880's) says it loud and clear. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 April 19, 2007 SLAP A HO Save a Life Always Put A Helmet On... My ex used to ride his motorcycle to work with a SLAPAHO sticker on his helmet... He said he got some interesting looks at times... But, I doubt it was because of the sticker. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadCone 0 #24 April 19, 2007 Quote CUNTFLAPS??? Yep. http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/ --Head-- Turn off the internet! Join Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety! http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #25 April 19, 2007 NTSC - "Never Twice the Same Colour". (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
